Probably Bob's Burgers

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unicornteacup24

1 year ago

Wiggle

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reblog first thing i thought of jAson Derulo you know what to do

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unicornteacup24

2 years ago

Yep 👍🏾

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unicornteacup24

1 year ago

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unicornteacup24

3 years ago

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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unicornteacup24

4 weeks ago

Hey 👋🏾

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social security

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unicornteacup24

2 years ago

AOT Abridged: hilarious scene

Me: it's 3 am. ...So, let me just find episode 1-

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anime lol captain levi aot parody eren yeager survey corps abridged series wtf haha

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unicornteacup24

5 years ago

I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. Here's some virtual cookies for you. 🍪🍪🍪🍪. 💜

Life is being a bitch and my eyes hurt from crying

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unicornteacup24

3 years ago

Yes. To this song and entire movie.

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Spotify music turning red turning red 4town i liked the movie

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unicornteacup24

1 month ago

I'm so happy omg!

Sleep Token just yes. Bro, I already had Caramel on repeat mmm omg. Just yay 😭

I can't explain it, but the part at 2:14 makes me cry. I'm loving the music box/ lullaby melodies; it's low-key sadly soothing.

Honestly, this song describes how it feels being depressed in your 20s

https://youtu.be/0NDqYZVbpho?si=zqxlFxD8j-w4klo1

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I love them I LOVE IT sleep token lore drop new song damocles feeling feelings

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unicornteacup24

2 years ago

This was so fun! I went on a rollercoaster with this series and I'll do it again! I WAS ✨INVESTED✨! Yelling at the screen b/c I'm pissed at the plot progression in the best way!

I saved it in my playlists and decided to watch it

I recommend it. (The episodes are split up into 4 parts each)

Some things (and characters) I like/dislike:

1. Pran's eyes (They're so expressive) (Technically #2 but Pran crying gutted me 😧

2. The premise is nice and simple

3. The intro is cute

4. Pat's sweet gestures

5. Korn (I called him Ponytail for most of the series lol) -I didn't like him at first, but he grew on me

6. Wai 😑

7. Those seaweed chips look delicious and I want them

8. Ink (yes)

9. Pa (Pat's sister) (yes for her too lol)

10. The banter/flirtation is great

11. The fist bumps UPDATE: I need to add more!

12. Pat realizing he likes Pran, while Pran is standing right there looking at guitars oblivious to this panic lol 13. The sleepover scene 14. Pran's elevator/escalator cheer up scene. Ooh it's so cute🤭 15. The whole mystery of why their parents hate each other is interesting and makes sense -Pran's mom (Paradee Wongsawat) is really pretty