...I Mean If I Must

@charnellecatastrophe

I just wanna say that this post is so wholesome💜

yoonjin ♡ in the soop

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Yes. To this song and entire movie.

Eddie’s waking up in the hospital…

“Woooo, oh wait, did the upside become the inside?” Eddie’s eyes try and focus as his head wobbles, attempting to look around his hospital room. “This isn’t the trailer.”

His voice is mumbly and loose. The drugs they have pumping through him are keeping him comfortable.

“Shit, Eddie?” Dustin jumps from his seat and grabs onto the man’s arm.

“Dustin? Why are you…hobble? Hobbit? Mordor,” he giggles to himself briefly. “No, your foot?”

“Holy shit, he is drugged up,” Dustin comments to someone behind him. “I twisted it pretty bad, but I’m ok, dude. How you feeling?”

“Who’er talkin to?” Eddie tries to sit up to look around Dustin but collapses back in quick exhaustion.

“Steve, Steve’s here,” Dustin steps back and the elder teen sits up, giving Eddie a little wave.

“That’s not Steve, silly.” Eddie waves his hand. “That’s a-a fuckin angel. Look at him.” Eddie turns his head more trying to get a good look. “Are-are you an angel, pretty boy? Here to take me to the pearly gates?”

Steve huffs giving Dustin an embarrassed smile. “Uh, no angel, dude. Just me.”

“Steve?” He squints before sighing loudly. “God, you’re hot. Dusty your fake brother is hot.”

“Jesus,” Dustin chuckles. “That’s Steve, man.”

“I know, see him?” He motions his hand trying to get Dustin to lean in closer. “He’s hot,” he whisper yells into Dustin’s face.

“Ok, you probably need to rest.” Dustin pats Eddie’s arms delicately.

“Hey? Hey Dustin?” Eddie slaps his hand against the available piece of Dustin that he can reach. “I’m gunna marry that angel. I’m gunna marry him. Do you think…? No, I don’t think I can have nuggets.” He tilts his head back peering over to Steve. “Sorry, angel, I can’t have your six nuggets. But I’d hotwire an RV with you for the rest of time.”

“What is he talking about?” Dustin whispers to Steve, whose face is the same color as the red Nike swoosh on his shoes.

“Um… doesn’t matter. Uh, Eddie? Why don’t you relax man. Just, try and go back to sleep.”

“Will you be here?” He asks nervously.

“Uh, maybe,” Steve’s wringing his hands together avoiding making eye contact with Dustin.

“Oh,” Eddie hums. “You look sad. Don’t be sad.”

Eddie’s voice comes out wispy and soft, making the hairs on Steve’s arms stand up.

“I could make chicken nuggets. How bout that, angel? Chicken nuggets?” Eddie’s eyelids are too heavy to keep open but he turns his head in the direction of Steve.

“Yeah, man. Sounds good. Don’t worry bout it though. You should rest. I’ll be here when you wake up.”

“You will?” Eddie sounds elated.

“Yeah, you got it.”

“Hmm, so pretty,” he murmurs quietly before slipping back to sleep.

“Ok, so what did I miss?” Dustin leans on his crutch and glares down at Steve.

“Nothing?” Steve shrugs.

Alexa play, “Angel with a Shotgun”

Yes 🤣

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So, I got on a dating site, filled out the info and everything, right? Going through some guys' profiles; age preferences; who I think is cute and such. Talking to my sister @charnellecatastrophe about how it's been so far....Bruh, some of them just put "ask me later." "Ask me anything." "Text me to find out XD!" etc. And nothing else! Everything else is just left blank!

Like, the reason you fill out the info about yourself and the type of person you want to date is so you can find someone who might be compatible!

I'm really about ask the most random and uncomfortable questions just to mess with 'em

"Does Hocus Pocus make you horny?" “You ever been to jail?" "Do you know about your car's extended warranty?" "How do you feel about horse porn?" "Do you read 4th grade workbooks for fun?" "Do you like cheese on macoroni?" "Have you ever cut your sister's hair with a chainsaw?"

You said I could ask anything 🤔

@charnellecatastrophe also pointed out how sometimes, it's the reverse: you fill out the info and some don't even read it! Like, say I put that I dislike horror movies. Cue, the meet up and you're buying two tickets for Paranormal Activity 87. Why? Cause, you didn't read my info or look at my interests. Another thing I thought of was safety. Like, what if you're deathly allergic to peanuts, flowers, etc, and I bring Reese's peanut butter cups, or a rose as a meetup gift. Now, you're dying, because you didn't mention that at all.