Haikyuu Characters As Quotes From My Life

Haikyuu Characters as Quotes From My Life

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Basically, this chapter is just some of the Haikyuu characters as quotes that me, my friends, and even some of my classmates have said. Yeah, it’s simple as that. They don’t really make sense *the quotes*, even with context so yeah lol.

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-*-* “Christian Grey may be 50 shades of fucked up- but I’m 50 shades of ‘I’m gonna whoop your ass” -Kuroo

-*- *“I think I have a crush on Pennywise.” -Tanaka

-*-* “If only men had brains and balls, at the same time.” -Kiyoko

-*-* “No Im not gonna eat my cat, I’m not a cannibal.” -Nishinoya

-*-* “ I look like a warthog and have the personality of a she-devil.” -Yamamoto

-*-* “See, I told you Megan, my boobs are getting bigger.” -Asahi

-*-* “Do you have gum in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?….I think you’re excited to see me.” -Oikawa *to Iwaizumi, most likely*

-*-* “Tell me a good song- and we’re not listening to the trolls soundtrack.” -Ushijima *talking to Tendou*

-*-* “If I write my essay about Fortnite and global warming what will I get?” -Bokuto

-*-* “I once had a guy walk up to me at target and he was like 'wanna buy some ball wash?’” -Terushima

-*-* “Ryan Reynolds is hot.” -Ennoshita

-*-* “Jeff Bezos would be a great drug dealer.” -Kenma

-*-* “Ugh that’s nasty….gonna give us fricking herpes…” -Akaashi

-*-* “HE HAD TWO GLIZZIES” -Bokuto

-*-* “It looks like pennywise could crawl out of that things butthole.” -Hinata

-*-* “I just got winky faced by Kahoot.” -Tsukishima

-*-* “I’m gonna get fax paper, and make cards that say "we give free bj’s” and tape it on peoples doors.“ -Kuroo

-*-* "If I have to listen to another minute of JoJo Siwa I will lose my mind.” -Daichi

-*-* “YOU CLOSED MY DUOLINGO TAB?!” -Nishinoya

-*-* “Can any orgasms so photosynthesis…?” -Kageyama

-*-* “My shoulder is no longer a virgin.” -Yamaguchi

-*-* “Don’t change, we hate you just the way you are.” -Iwaizumi

-*-* “Mom can you leave so I can curse at my friends?” -Sugawara *talking to Ukai*

-*-* “We thought there was cum in the bathroom.” -Tanaka

-*-* “I don’t like purple, I like ducks” -Hinata

-*-* “The bible is not smut, bitch.” -Kenma (I’m sorry if anyone finds this offensive-)

-*-* “Mort I cannot 'move it move it’ anymore” -Yamomoto

-*-* “They kill pears- that’s why it’s so sad. But pineapples stay alive, pears just- die!!” -Bokuto

-*-* “Not gonna lie man but your toes are…dry.” -Tanaka

-*-* “That’s like going up to a police officer holding up a bag and going, "hey can you step outside for a minute, go down and get some coffee, I should be done in about 15 minutes?” -Kindaichi

-*-* “I swear to god I will turn this- this navy blue van around!!” -Daichi/Ukai

-*-* “Nah he’s got little-man-itis.” Tsukishima *talking about Hinata, ofc*

-*-* “Don’t we have a leader in the real world?” *Bokuto, continue to next quote *

-*-* “Yeah we’ve got Michael Jackson.” -Kuroo *that one was a 2-parter haha*

-*-* “YOU’LL BELIEVE GOD IS A WOMENNNN- is that vodka??” -Nishinoya

-*-* “It’s probably like, burnt fire or something.” -Oikawa

-*-* “Why do you not like shirtless men.” -Tanaka

-*-* “I’m gonna start a petition to make Boston a continent….or maybe New Jersey.” -Hinata

-*-* “We’ve known eachother since the 1800’s- we went to Travis Scott concerts with George Washington.” -Tanaka *talking abt Yamamoto*

-*-* “Dame cabeza” -Tanaka

-*-* “No one likes Jacobs, Jacobs are ugly and raspy.” -Tsukishima

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K great, so anyways-

Idk that’s all I got rn, y'all got a free glimpse of my strange friends and even stranger school. Hope you enjoyed and adios

edit: holy shit this blew up a lot faster than I expected- thanks so much y’all