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will never forgive mclaren for fucking up oscar's first win. no celebration on the radio from him, just an apology. no champagne shower on him on the podium from his teammate. he bent down to protect his trophy cause he thought he was gonna be sprayed. HE BENT DOWN TO PROTECT HIS TROPHY CAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE SPRAYED. the british media and ln4 stans jumping on him after the race too... yeah this is why im a hater 🙏 oscar jack piastri you deserve the world and anyone who doesnt think so can rot xx

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4 years ago

Masterlist (Updated 4/29/2018)

* indicates smut

Prompt Lists

List 1

List 2

List 3

List 4

List 5

List 6

List 7

Sebastian Stan

Just a Little Crush

Are You Out of Your Mind

Too Many Drinks

I Told You So

Bad Dream

A Friday Night In

Arachnophobia 

I’m Sensitive

You Think You’re So Cute

Anniversary

First Date

In Sickness and in Health

In My Defense I’m a Trainwreck

You’re the Reason I Keep Coming Back

Morning Person

HC: Sebastian as a dad

How Long Are You Going to be Mad at me For?

I Knew You Were Going to be Trouble

Stay Calm

You look cute in my Clothes

I’m Taking Care of you, Don’t Argue with me.

Sebastian Meeting your Family

Kiwi *

Hey I have an idea, why don’t you move all your stuff to my place and keep it there

HC Watching a movie with Sebastian *

You’re so ridiculously attractive it hurts

How have you not died of alcohol poisoning after all those shots?

I love you, and I say this with all the love I have in my heart, fucking stop it. You’re embarrassing me

So I’m your girlfriend/ boyfriend now?

Chris Evans

Can’t Sleep

Flip Cup *

Bickering Couple

Missing You

Bad Day Gone Worse

Elope with me?

If This Was a Date it Would Not Be Going Well

Do You Ever Think Before You Act?

Pretty sure that’s when I decided I needed to ask you out

Forget it, you fucking suck

Hey I have an idea, why don’t you move all your stuff to my place and keep it there

Baby fever

Bro that was so not cool

How long are you going to be mad at me for?

Why don’t you ask her out?

Chris Evans x Wife Interview

I knew there would be perks to dating you

Don’t die or I’ll be pissed

Chris Pratt

I Thought You Forgot About Me

HC: Chris Pratt as your boyfriend

Afraid of the Dark

Dammit, I’m trying to be romantic

How long are you going to be mad at me for?

Steve Rogers

Protection Detail

Be Reasonable

I learned by now that kissing you is the best way to shut you up

Bucky Barnes

Exploring *

Weekend Getaway *

The Artist and the Winter Soldier

I thought I Lost You

Stay Calm, Don’t Freak Out on Me

Tony Stark

Drinking With Me Might Help

Owen Grady

Island Mischief: Ongoing series

Caffeine Addict 

Near Death Experiences

HC: Owen Grady as a dad

Caught in the Act *

Distractions

Fatherhood

Mermaid

It’s Not My Fault You Can’t Take Simple Directions

HC:  Being an employee at Jurassic World and catching the eye of the Velociraptor Trainer

6 months ago

Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

4 years ago

Get Comfy {C.E.}

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: Chris just wants you to get comfy on his lap

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𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨:  Chris Evans/Fem Reader

𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 2K

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: Smut,  no plot, 18+, slight daddy kink (very brief), vaginal sex, riding, Chris Evans 

𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘉𝘦𝘵𝘢’𝘥, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 (𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵)

A/N: Yes, based on that video. His voice does things to me and this is what happens.

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Steam from the hot shower clings to the air as you turn off the faucet. Stepping through the hazy mist, you grab the fluffy white towel hanging on the rack, briskly drying off before wrapping it around your body. Wiping off the mirror with the palm of your hand, you tilt your head at your reflection, softly smiling when you hear the muffled sounds of the tv coming from the bedroom, Chris loudly cheering.

Looking around the wide marble sink, you shuffle through your beauty products, everything in place except the one thing you need. The wispy clouds of steam fading as you search around the bathroom, you don’t see it anywhere. 

“Chris”, you call out, opening the door, hints of lavender and vanilla floating in, courtesy of the candles you lit earlier. 

The light from the tall, curved lamp on the nightstand casting a yellow glow over Chris. He’s sprawled on the bed, the thin blue cotton sheet over his lower half, the remote resting on his bare tattooed chest. His hand tucked behind his head, under the pillow. The game playing on the tv mounted on the wall across from the bed, he shifts the volume down to a low hum when he hears you. 

 He turns his head, a grin splitting his face, his blue eyes gawking at your towel-clad body. “Yeah”, he asks, suggestively wiggling his eyebrows.

Rolling your eyes, you tug the towel tighter around you. “Stop it”, you huff. “Have you seen my lotion?”. 

He shrugs one broad shoulder before reaching beside him pulling out the bottle, “This one”, he asks innocently, too innocently, his wicked eyes betraying him, rolling it in his large hand before holding it out to you. 

You narrow your eyes at him, his cheeky grin warning you of his intentions. “Just toss it, Chris”. 

Placing a hand on his chest, he manages to seem affronted, “And risk breaking it, spilling it everywhere” He shakes his head, “never”. 

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4 years ago

Hi! congratulations.!!! Honestly you deserve this and more. So can I please get a headcanon/blurb up to you... where the reader is dating Chris Evans and is best friends with Harry Styles and spends a lot of time with harry. Chris gets jealous and insecure fluff, angst( if u want), happy ending please

warnings: slight angst, fluff, implied smut, age gap

authors note: thank you so much, ily <3 sorry for any spelling mistakes!

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Hi! Congratulations.!!! Honestly You Deserve This And More. So Can I Please Get A Headcanon/blurb Up

chris loved you everyone knew that except you. it wasn’t your fault in fact you loved him too but you've only been dating for six months and that was the longest you have dated someone so you didn’t want to see it up.he was scared to tell you those three words because of your friendship with a certain brit. 

“i have to leave soon,” you smile as chris kisses your neck

he pulls away frowning, “what? why?”

“harry needs someone to pick him up from the airport so I told him i would and then we’re gonna head out to the beach” you say excitedly

the beach? so you’d be in a bikini where everyone especially harry would be watching you, “can I go?” he blurts out

you look at him confused, “really? i thought you had a meeting?” you ask him. 

he shakes his head, “no it’s uh tomorrow.” it was a complete lie and he knew he’d be getting in trouble but he was worried about losing his girl to some other guy. especially a guy that was her age, they probably had more in common

“okay sure, we’re heading out in ten minutes.”

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chris watches as you run around the sand as harry chases after you or maybe they were both running away from dodger who wha was chasing after them for the frisbee in your hand. even dodger liked harry more, chris thought. 

“okay okay i give up!” you yell and throw the frisbee to dodger as harry picks you up

“too late,” harry smiles as he throws you over his shoulder and runs towards the ocean

“no no harry the water is co-.” you get cut off when a wave hits the both of you

you stand up and push harry away, “we could've drowned,” you pout

“oh stop being little baby.” he says placing his hands on either side of your face and kissing your forehead. you don’t think mucho fit but chris was watching and he had a lot to say

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“hi my love,” you smile sitting on chris’s lap and kissing his cheek but he pushes you off.

“what’s wrong with you?” you ask him as harry stands there awkwardly

“what’s wrong with me? your the one flirting with some other guy in front of me! if you want to break up just say it now!” he yells at you

you stand up, “you know you can be a real ass sometimes,” you say and walk off with dodger following after you

harry sits next to chris, “look man if your go-.”

harry cuts him off, “she loves you, she goes on and on about how she’s never met someone that makes her smile like you do. she’s never talked to me about the guys she has dated because most of them end up being jerks and cheating on her. she would never do that to you, she loves you not me.”

he chuckles, “well she does love me, i'm like her big brother and she’s just my sister. thats all i see her as. so go and talk to her.” harry encourages him.

chris thanks him and walks off to where you are sitting with dodger next to you, “hey,” he says sitting next to you

“what? are you here to accuse me of something else?” you say looking straight at the ocean

he places his hand on yours, “i'm sorry, i shouldn't have accused you of any of that. i-i’m just...” he trails off

you face him, “your just what?”

“i'm scared you’ll leave me for anyone that is your age. someone you can really relate to, I would understand if you wanted to. but harry told me something.”

you hid your face in your hands, “oh god what was it please dont lis-.”

“I love you too.” chris says and you look at him

“oh...he told you that,” you smile awkwardly 

“did you mean it?” he asks

you nod, “i did. i do love you, only you.” you smiles and leaning to kiss him

“hey i don’t wanna interrupt this sweet moment but I'm really hungry!” you hear harry yell and both of you laugh

“i guess i'll just show you how much i love you when we get home.” you smirk squeezing his thigh and standing up extending your hand so he can take it

“i swear you’ll be the death of me”

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@cap-n-ce

@sebbyxlover

@tom-hlover

@geminisflanagans

@bval-1

@harrysthiccthighss

@evansphnx12

@ckorinne

@thefallenbibliophilequote

@unknownmystery22

@coffeebooksandfandom

@itsallyscorner

@criminalmunds

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@tvckerlance

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@smokeandnailz

@sebbystanlover-vk

@chuckbass-love

@la-cey

@supraveng

@babybubblesxtra

@capsandshelbys

@visiblethirdspace

@inmoix

@lady-elena-adeline

@averyhotchner

@capsiclecevanss

@a-moment-captured

@L8nitereadingmaterial

5 years ago

always the best....

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4 years ago

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Pressed

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Summary: Ari does some weighted push-ups with you.

Pairing: Ari Levinson x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 914

Warnings: Light, light SMUT. Female Masturbation & Orgasm.

Author’s Note: Originally, I planned this fic featuring Chris Evans but I couldn’t resist writing about Ari. I banged this little fic out this morning so here’s another Fluffy/Smutty fic for you all to read. Thanks to @sweeterthanthis​ for the title since my brain couldn’t come up with anything. 💙

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“Ari?”

You knew he was home since you heard the front door open and slam shut, but he wasn’t in the shower nor in the kitchen making lunch.

You climbed the stairs to the second floor and found Ari in the bedroom doing push-ups. He donned his usual workout attire; a grey sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off and running shorts. His hair waved in the wind with each push of his muscular arms.  

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4 years ago

Who did it first? - Chris Evans

Who said ‘I love you’ first? You, you and him were at the airport, he was about to go away to film his most recent movie. You were standing wrapped in his arms, wearing one of his hoodies. He would try and pull away but you tightened your grip, he would chuckle before telling you that it was the last call. You sighed before letting him go. ’Be careful, I love you.’ You said as he started walking away. He almost missed the last three words, but he never he dropped his bags before almost running back at you, he smoshed your cheeks together as he pulled you in for on hell of a goodbye kiss.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background? You, he would have sent you a photo of him and Dodger. You laughed before setting it straight away as your screensaver, it was your two boys together.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror? You, you left small message like, ‘love you’ ‘Cutie.’ And then other days they would be cheeky. ‘Sup, sexy?’ ‘What would Captain America do?’ ‘Or Johnny Storm?’ with a winky face. 

Who buys the other cheesy gifts? Him, where ever he went he got you a souvenir. Sometimes it was something that would be shown or put into a memory box, but most the time it was a chocolate that had a phrase from the country, when he gave it to you, you had to ask what it meant and you were always surprised.

Who initiated the first kiss? Him, he was about to leave for press tour, he was watching you help fold his clothes and pack his suitcase, he stops what he was doing before you looked up. ‘What?’ You’d ask him, he shake his head. ‘You’re amazing, you know that?’ He said, you raised an eyebrow before turning back to the suitcase. ‘Why?’ You asked him. ‘You not begging me to stay.’ He said and you smiled, before placing the top down and turning to him, reaching up to his shoulders. ‘Why, it’s part of your job, it’s like you telling me I can’t interview people.’ You said shrugging, he’d looked down at you, smiling widely, placing his hands on your waist bringing you closer before placing his lips on top of yours.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning? Him, he would always wake up before you, natural routine, he’d leave you to sleep but when he came back, he’d notice that you had taken his pillow and started hugging it. He would smile before leaning over you and placing a kiss on your cheek, you would grumble but not wake, so he had to do it again.

Who starts tickle fights? You, you would be lying on the couch chest to chest with Chris, you would be absent mindly running your fingertips up his side, when he’d start wriggling, you would look up and he’d look down. You’d smile before straddling him and started tickling his sides.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower? Him, you wouldn’t expect him to be home early. So, you were taking a shower whilst dodger was lying on the floor outside the bathroom door. This told Chris where you were, he clapped dodger on the before opening the door and walking in. Taking his shirt of, he speaks up. You jump when you heard his voice, you peak your head out from behind the shower curtain a smile widely before nodding your head for him to come in.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch? You, if he was working close by or you had flown out to surprise him, you’d do it at lunch brake, since everyone on set had the same time. When you arrived, his face would light up and everyone knew not to disturbs you both for the next hour.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date? Both, you never thought you’d be going on a date with a celebrity, never mind the one and only who played Captain America. Chris was nervous, not knowing what to expect but when you were sat across from him, he relaxed. You both fell into conversation, before it went onto the topic of Chris career, he thought you’d bring up Captain America but you brought up Johnny Storm, to which he was shocked.

Who kills/takes out the spiders? You, you’d capture them in a cup that has been designated to them. You would scoop it up before chucking it back outside.

Who Did It First? - Chris Evans
4 years ago

Masterlist

Chris Evans

Imagines

Jealous

Home

Lightweight

Blue-Eyed Man

Mistletoe

Old Man

 Sebastian Stan

Imagines

Something New

Feel You

Baby

Series

was it even real? *completed*

chapter one

chapter two 

chapter three

chapter four

chapter five

wrong direction: interlude *completed*

*sequel to was it even real?*

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

chapter five

chapter six

chapter seven

back to you: *continuation of wrong direction!*

prologue

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

Harry Styles

Imagines

Brit Awards

Quarantine

 Series:

Falling:

Chapter One

Chapter Two

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