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Captainreecejames' F1 Whumptober Extraveganza Masterlist

Been craving some hurt/angst for Formula 1 Drivers? Then you've come to the right place! Here we have many stories featuring different drivers and scenarios all with different levels of hurt and angst (and of course comfort!) for you the reader to enjoy.

Notes from the Author: Below the cut will be the masterlist for my whumptober project. There are still 3 spots open for drivers, but no more requests for Lando, Max or Oscar please.

This will be updated with links and warnings when each post comes out, and I plan on the works being around 2000 words, but we will see how the stories write themselves.

☆ October 1st ☆ Concussion featuring Lewis Hamilton "You really need to be more careful babe, your head is too precious to be injured."

☆ October 3rd ☆ Broken Ankle featuring Oscar Piastri "No, I can't stand up and walk, please stop asking me."

☆ October 5th ☆ Broken Wrist featuring Carlos Sainz "Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall. Fuck."

☆ October 7th ☆ Depression and Anxiety featuring Lando Norris "Everything is too much for me right now, and I can't keep up anymore."

☆ October 9th ☆ Car Crash featuring Charles Leclerc "It's fine really, don't come rushing home for me."

☆ October 11th ☆ Car Crash featuring Max Verstappen "The only reason you think it's her fault is because you think women can't drive, and let me tell you that you're shit."

☆ October 13th ☆ Exhaustion featuring Lewis Hamilton "If you keep moving at this pace you're going to fall apart when I can't help pick up the pieces."

☆ October 15th ☆ Nightmares featuring Max Verstappen "God it's you're fault! Learn to fucking drive!"

☆ October 17th ☆ Amnesia featuring Lando Norris "I'm sorry, am I supposed to know you?"

☆ October 19th ☆ Job Loss featuring ... "I can't believe that they just got rid of my position like that."

☆ October 21st ☆ Who hurt you? featuring Max Verstappen "Tell me who did this, I'll ruin their life."

☆ October 23rd ☆ Mysterious Illness featuring ... "Everything is fine here, seriously, I'm not coughing up blood or anything."

☆ October 25th ☆ Cheating featuring Oscar Piastri "Please, I'm begging you, just let me explain myself."

☆ October 27th ☆ Paranoia featuring ... "I swear something is following me."

☆ October 29th ☆ Medieval AU featuring Oscar Piastri "I have every right to fight for the King, doesn't matter that I'm a woman."

☆ October 31st ☆ Mafia AU featuring Lando Norris "No one's seen her in a few hours, won't even answer her phone."

Just Jared

Who Is Your Choice for Sexiest Celebrity of 2020? Vote Now!

Vote at the link for your choice!

Go vote people!! Chris is currently in 3rd Place & Sebastian 5th! 💜

Why This Chris Must Go

I didn’t post this until I’d waded through seventeen different sources - including The New York Times and California political donor records (which are public) and wasted too much time that should have been spent harassing my daughter about her homework. But there was a joking little Twitter poll about Which Chris Must Go? that went viral when people starting posting about Chris Pratt’s political and “spiritual” leanings. I was on the fence about Pratt since he abruptly divorced Anna Faris and left their special needs son to hastily marry Katherine Schwarzenegger. Then, he joined the GOP Schwarzenegger family’s church, The Hillsong Church, which considers LGBTQ+ an “offense against god” and advocates for electroshock therapy to get rid of the gay. (Remember that barbaric shit? Even my backwards ass state banned it.) He also works with Jews for Jesus, who attempt to convert people from the Jewish faith to Christianity (I guess with electroshock therapy, since that’s working for the gays, right Chris?) Aaaand, he and his adorable bride donated a heavy chunk of change to Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign. I’m no political scientist, but that sounds like a pretty staunch support for this psycho to get re-elected. Frankly, I don’t care. That’s not why I’m disgusted.

It was quite the backlash. And so guess who leaps to his defense? Some of the rich, white straight guys from Marvel. Robert Downey Jr. who initially posted “Fuck you all.” in response on his Instagram account deleted it before adding this lovely moment of concern. My sweet Mark Ruffalo (oh, Mark, how could you?) did as well.

You know who didn’t leap to his defense? Brie Larsen. Tessa Thompson. Zendaya. (Nor any of the other Chrises, by the way.) So, where was the support when these women were viciously bullied online? Brie got death threats for daring to become Captain America. Tessa and Z were ruthlessly subjected to racism and misogyny for acting in the Marvel Universe. Not a fucking word of defense for these women- who were truly being brutalized. So, RDJ? Fuck you, kitten. Fuck you for being a hypocrite and defending the guy just because the public learned about his leanings and “spiritual” activities. And Mark, I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And for the other rich, white, straight Hollywood guys to leapt to his defense? Brie, Tessa and Z are still waiting for your passionate words of support.

x.

100% TRUTH

I see no lie

CHRIS EVANS as ANDY BARBER Defending Jacob, 2020

Mrs. Evans (Disney trip)

WARNING: Please, do not translate and post my fics on another platform like Ao3, Wattpad or whatever kids are using these days. I never gave permission to that. Please respect my wishes and my art. Feel free to comment, share, reblog.

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader

Warning: none

A/N:  Since some of you said you don’t mind me publishing the end of the series I’m gonna start publishing the last chapters tomorrow, then I go back to only fluff chapters. Next chapter will be up tomorrow. You can read the other chapter of this series on my Masterlist / I have a Ko-Fi, feel free to support me or not 🤷‍♀️. You can check it here.

Although you and Chris had divorced, you two stayed friends, yes friends indeed, not those couples who say they are still friends and never talk to each other. He was more present now than before, he was there for the girls two, it was important for both of you to have family time. You two felt that the girls needed that, you tried to make this transition as normal as possible and it wasn’t that bad.

He was there for you more than before, you would talk more, he was always asking your opinion on everything like before, when the marriage worked. Now it was the first trip together after the divorce, two disneys fans together with their daughters at disney…

“I can’t believe they are sleeping, the flight wasn’t that long!!!”, you said looking back at Chris.

“I’m surprised you are not sleeping.”, he joked

“When you say that, looks like I sleep all the time.”

He raised his brow, a smirk formed on his lips.

“What’s with that face?”

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Nicknames: Anna, Rora

Zodiac: Aries

Height: 5′3

Last thing I googled: Harry styles golden music video😜

Song stuck in my head: Right now ( Directioner forever)

Number of followers: not much, joined tumblr only 5 months ago

Amount of sleep: 7 hours (exception on Friday as I live in Dubai)

Lucky number: 2

Favorite song: It keeps changing.... but right now lonely

Favorite instrument: Piano

Dream job: Doctor

Aesthetic: something intimidating

Favorite animal noise: When cats purrrr

Random: I don’t have much friends. My room is filled with pics of One direction, Avengers, Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan (a 1 or 2 pics of Justin Bieber as well which I stuck back in 2011).

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Nicknames: Superhoe; Shameless Hoe Queen; Mother of Shameless Hoes, sis, SIRIIII when I really ruin ya 😘

Zodiac: Leo 🦁

Height: 5 ft 1.25 inches (you can pry that quarter inch from my cold dead hands)

Last thing I googled: Fix macbook air keyboard button repeat (my fucking ‘e’ key has gone wonky and it’s making me stabby 😠)

Song stuck in my head: That lovely, haunting tune from the soundtrack of The Haunting of Bly Manor 😢If you watched it, you know the one…

Number of followers: 2,492 and I appreciate every one of you! ❤️

Amount of sleep: I’d love 8-10 hours a night, but I average more like 6-7, if I’m lucky lol

Lucky number: 8

Favorite song: I don’t have just one favorite song, it depends on my mood!

Favorite instrument: To badly play: keyboard/piano. To listen to: do wind-chimes count?? I’m also easily impressed by guitar riffs.

Dream job: Writer/published author

Aesthetic: Moonlit fall night with allll the autumn, spooky, magical vibes ✨

Favorite author: Robert McCammon, J.R.R. Tolkien, Stephen King, Robert Frost, Edgar Allen Poe, Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, I could go onnnn.

Favorite animal noise: Kitty chirps

Random: I really wanna write but my brain is so sleepy today 🙁

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