We’re Going To Sell All Of Our Starting Gear And Get Him As Many Donkeys As Possible

END OF SUMMER SAUSAGE SALE! Wait, not ‘summer sausage’ just ‘sausage’. Like, it is the end of Summer and there is a sale on sausage. But really there is no sale. This is just a weird gif with an awkward caption. C’mon people.

Get spooked. 

He later messaged me saying “i’m not even mad, that was funny gg”

Gamification is a thing. 

I watch too much Extra Credits. 

If jobs incorporated leveling and XP for completing tasks, productivity would skyrocket.

SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS

hon hon hon oui oui baguette 

(please don’t hurt me)

“As we come marching, marching, unnumbered women dead Go crying through our singing their ancient song of bread. Small art and love and beauty their drudging spirits knew. Yes, it is bread we fight for — but we fight for roses, too!

As we come marching, marching, we bring the greater days. The rising of the women means the rising of the race. No more the drudge and idler — ten that toil where one reposes, But a sharing of life’s glories: Bread and roses! Bread and roses!”

– Bread and Roses, 1911

The saddest part about being a cactus; is that they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.

#catana #catanacomics

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You pet the horse and it meows

(via outofcontextdnd)

Found him outside a convenience store & I was worried some bratty kid would do something gross with him so I took him home named him Bernard and buried him