Important Anouncment:

Girls don't want boyfriends. Girls want an expensively made Medici-styled historical drama HBO show about Alexander the Great

Not to distract from the seriousnes of the scene, but TK and Carlos sitting in front of their bed makes it look like the bed is way too small for two grown men.

Unless they sleep, like, literally on top of each other

I am once again wondering what the fuck was in those fucking hot dogs that killed them so damn fast. I mean, in the novelization it says that they were dead before the ambulance even arrived on scene.

Like, even if it would've been "just" food poisoning by really bad meat, it should have taken at least a few hours before they died of it.

Or do the ambulances in LA just take that long to arrive on the scene?

The Crows as the 14 fear entities from TMA

Kaz: the Buried, the Slaughter, the Web

Inej: the Vast, the Dark

Jesper: the Spiral, the Eye

Wylan: the Desolation, the Stranger

Nina: the End, the Corruption, the Flesh

Matthias: the Hunt, the Lonely

I still think they should have let Kaz kill someone in the first season. Just, like, as a treat for him and to establish his character to all the non-readers

When my friend first made me watch One Piece I hated Luffy's straw hat because I thought it looked dumb

Now I'm 200 episodes in and I nearly get a heart attack whenever he's not wearing the hat

Someone who is better with words than me needs to write a fanfiction about the boys, especially Alex, finding out about Lil Nas X

I'm begging you

It's a dog, the next logical step is a dog

I'm a bit scared by the amount of people who are like "the next logical step is engagement".

They barely know how to communicate with each other. Carlos has yet to really figure out or understand the realities of being with an addict (or rather TK in particular - I'm not sure I'm hugely keen on these sweeping 'what it's like to be with an addict' statements). They just got back together after being broken up for months, during which it seems like they didn't speak at all.

I think we can give them a while to get a bit more settled before they think about marriage (or not marriage! That's also an option!)

Drukkari is the newest addition to the "he's fast, she's weird" club but, like, with switch roles

Crispy coleslaw bullies children because their mother rejected him, does that make him the snape of HotD?