i don't care what's going on in canon
i support the theory this whole thing is wilbur telling tommy a story to freak him out
i'm in denial try stop me
I can help but imagine Scenario in my head about the character from fairly oddparents a new wish.
Right now I just imagining the class with hazel and dev going to a play/musical as a field trip. Turn out the show the when to was a performance of "Into the Woods."
Dev being a brat about the trip at first, but he get really invested in the show.
Toward the end of the musical when he hear the song No one is alone he start cry not know fully why but the lyric "sometime people leave you haftway though the wood but no one leave for good" Dev starts sobbing hard.
(This is after he lost perri but doesn't remember)
i want them to revive wilbur “has been playing competitive solitaire for roughly 8 years” soot to be in quackitys vegas arc SO BAD
(Turn out a bit long so I put the read more there :) )
Keiji about Sara: Let her know her old dad is pretty cool!
Kai: Keiji, no, sorry.
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Shin: Oh my god so mean! [Middle Finger]
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Mishima: You're either in the smoke club, or you're out!
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Naomichi: Well did you get a video of it?
Shunsuke: No.
Naomichi: You're so fucking useless Shunsuke.
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Megumi: No Keiji, I want you to hear this. If you leave you're fired.
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Keiji: Hello?! Hello!! Please God I just want a black coffee!!!
Mai: [Singing] Black coffee,I'm your coffee gal-
Keiji: No!!!!
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Q-Taro: So, I know this is probably a bad time, but ah, do you like- do you like film?
Kai: Yeah you know what, that is a bad time.
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Shin: It's not alright Sara!
Sara: Shin! You scared the shit out of us!
Shin: Well how the hell am I suppose to pop out of a trashcan and not scare the shit out of you?!
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Shin: Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up Kanna! Get in the trashcan!
Shin: [Pointing at Sara] You! Beat it!
Sara: Um fuck you?
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Keiji: [Background siren noises]
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Mishima: Who is it?
Nao: [On the other side of the door] Professor Mishima!
Mishima: Don't lie whoever you are, I'm Professor Mishima!
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Joe: I am going to- do something to you!
Shin: Oh yeah Joe? What are you gonna do?
Joe: I'm gonna-! Kick, your head!
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Reko: I'm gonna start a pot farm.
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Midori/ Sou Hiyori: [Pointing a shotgun at everyone] Sing the beginning of Moana!
Hinako: What?!
Midori: I said sing goddamnit!
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Keiji: And she (Sara) said 'You just want Kugie Kizuchi to be your daughter!' and I said 'Well at least she's nice to me at church!'s
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Ranger: Do you like musicals?
Q-taro: No sir.
Ranger: [Salute] Now that's a red-blooded goddamn American.
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Shin: Hey I said I'd be a better person I'm still not a good person!
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Q-taro: I'll get you something from Beanies, my treat.
Keiji: I just want my daughter back.
Q-taro: I'll just get you a caramel frap.
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Go back to bed.
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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