DEAD GIRL DETECTIVES

the freshman middle of October realisation that you are in fact living alone in a small student apartment away from home hits hard

(it's probably because I have big exams coming up, but shush let me enjoy my peace for a little more time)

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

it would be so funny if in season 2 (let me be delusional okay) during flashback of edwin and charles creating the Agency, we would get a scene where Charles is testing his magic backpack and makes a Mary Poppins references and start fucking singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. And Edwin being super confused in the background because the language nerd he is is trying to understand what Charles just said.

Charles Rowland in Dead Boy Detectives (2024) Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins (1964)

inspired by a post from @themirokai

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

I've watched l'amour ouf at the theatre. it made me want to fall in love.

you've heard of modern au punk charles who plays up the attitude to mess with edwins' parents.

now get ready for:

Punk Charles, who is so polite and charming that Mrs Payne invites him for tea every chance she gets.

Edwin was afraid his parents wouldn't approve of their friendship, but here they are, eating little biscuits and chatting

My philosophy teacher is literally a genius. He studied at one of the most prestigious french university. He did a thesis in *both* philosophy and astronomy.

a year ago all I wanted was to be an adult to finally be 18. and now almost a year into being 18 I yearn for my childhood carefree moments.

putting a single string lights on my wall and calling a day.

If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic