He's So Silly I Wanna Grab Him Like This

took my meds the first time again in like a month and a half and feel like this

Psst, Law has a very cute surprise for you~

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i dislike how luigi is being painted as a savior. That he's our end all be all. It's clear his message is to fight back and treating him like he's the person that's going to fix everything instead of the start of a proper rebellion is so disappointing.

PLEASE SPOIELR WARNING THINGS IF THEYRE SPOILERS FOR ONE PIEVE PLEAS EPLEAE EPLESS EPLEASE PLEAD EPLESSE PLEADEE. OR ATLEAST PUT MANGA OR SPOIELRS IN TAGS SINCE I HAVE THOSE FILTERED ALL I DO ON THIS APP IS OPEN IT AND THEN CRY AND CLSOE IT

Why do bad things happen to luffy im crying why do bad things happen to him he deserves to be able to be as happy and sunny as he can be without people hurting him or people he cares about I want to hold him and protect him from everything idc if he isn't innocent and he can handle it, he shouldn't have to have to handle it

It's YOURS

Zoro x reader. GN!Reader. Platonic. 643 words. Crack fic

Desc - You walk through a forest and find Zoro lookalikes

The Strawhats walk through a forest, some looking around excitedly while others are more tame. It's alright, but things get a lot better. While walking around you spot something, marimos. Your eyes widen and you run to Sanji while he speaks to Nami, “Nami-swan just know I’ll protect yo-” snatching him by the arm and dragging him over to the marimos in the middle of his oath. Before he can say anything you turn his head to the moss balls.

“Look!” The both of you stare and Sanji takes a moment to process before grinning mischievously. You’ve unlocked something.

“Hey, Zoro!” The cook calls over the swordsman, who walks over thinking it’s something important from the use of his name. That’s quickly thrown out, though. “Look, we found your siblings.” Sanji says while pointing, Zoro follows the direction before scowling. He should’ve known it was something like this.

“You called me over for this?” He’s irritated. “If this is my family then every stupid swirl is yours!” He yells, butting heads with Sanji once his grin faded to anger. Meanwhile, you get your own idea and start picking the moss balls out of the water and stuffing them into your clothes. Uncomfortable but this’ll be worth it.

“Zoro, Zoro.” You call to him, which takes a few times before he finally turns to you.

“What!?” He spots you with a round stomach, your clothes wet with water. “The hell are you doing.”

“Zoro, I’m pregnant.” He stares at you with an annoyed and shocked expression, he can’t believe you’re doing this. You squat down and start pushing like you’re giving birth. “NnnGNGGH!!” The moss balls plop out of your clothes onto the ground. “And they’re yours.”

…

Sanji bursts into laughter and Zoro clenches his teeth. “Stop messing around!” You pick the marimos up and look at him with sadness.

“You don’t accept them?”

“As if!” He barks at you and your eyes widen in faux shock.

“...I’m a single parent..” You look away dramatically and Sanji falls to the ground with tears running down his face from laughter.

“You’re both stupid.” As he says that Robin walks over, curious.

“What’s going on?” She asks and you walk to her while holding your moss children.

“I gave birth,” You hold them up. “but he doesn’t accept them.” You look at Zoro with sorrow. He looks at Robin in disbelief at you but she frowns.

“How horrible.” His jaw drops.

“You too!?” The swordsman yells as Robin wraps her arms around you, comforting you in these trying times.

“Huh? What’s happening?” Luffy stretches down from a tree branch.

“Zoro’s abandoning his children after they were just born.” Robin states and Luffy gasps.

“Zoro! That’s not nice!” The captain admonishes Zoro, completely skipping over any actual logic.

“I can’t believe this.” The other Strawhats continue to gather around as you explain your tearful story dramatically until everyone is comforting you, making Zoro seem heartless while he stands there.

‘How did I become the bad guy here?’ He thinks to himself as Usopp and Nami send him dirty looks. You break from their grasp and slowly walk to your children’s father, holding them out to him.

“Zoro.. please… hold them..” You say softly he stares at the moss uncomfortably, then up at you and the others’ encouraging expressions.

“I…” He falters, starting to give into this weird peer pressure as he takes the wet blobs in his arms.

“How’s being a dad?” You put a hand on his shoulder.

“Uh.” They’re squishy but if he thinks about it they’re cute, in a way. “Not bad I guess-” He looks at you to find you’re barely holding in laughter. “Why am I doing this shit!?” He snaps, throwing the moss ball angrily.

“My babies!” You give chase.

“Cruel..” Usopp whispers audibly to Nami, who nods.

“Shut up!”

Yall fw the format? Thought it might look cooler and i would take advantage of the fact tumblr is more customizable than a03. IK havent written in a long time. Idk why but i coulfnt push thru it. I actually had this written messily a while back and just proofread it and post it just now so im still kinda stuck lolol. Im gonna try and get into it again, rewatching OP to try and get back in the groove 2

love when people binge my series and like each chapter because i can see as they read. Like "oh you finished chapter 3 already, fast reader". Most of the time when ive gotten on the app they've already finished but when i do catch it it's a little funny.

One piece Makino's baby theory and Shanks attending wedding theory:

Makino is married to Dadan, who's trans, and the baby is hers. That's why the baby's hair is light colored, because Dadan's hair is ginger, and the reason why Oda said we already know who the other parent is. It would also explain why Makino calls Luffy the baby's older brother, because Dadan is Luffy's mom. Would also explain the wedding that Shanks attended as a "ruined island" because maybe by the time they had the marriage there the fire had turned where Dadan lived into a desert of sorts though that could be a bit of a reach. It could also be possible that the wedding Shanks attended wasn't even Dadan and Makino's since i literally can't think of another place that might be called a ruined island than maybe the place Dadan lives from the fire, where Uta was dropped off, or Alabasta and the marriage was like.. another character's. Though I wouldn't want to call Alabasta "ruined" even if with Crocodile it's probably messed up. There was cactuses there so alabasta or Dadan's place is the only place where cactuses grow or where the place could've started growing them after a big fire. So it's either one of those or some island that we haven't seen before and the wedding wasn't Dadan's and Makino's.