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Mihawk x AFAB Reader? With the • Character reacts to reader's form of affection

Pre-relationship, Reader isn’t being subtle. AT. ALL. About her intentions and constantly flirting and being affectionate with him.. And yet it STILL takes Mihawk a hot minute to realize what she’s doing and go.. “Oh… I see……. well all right then darling.. 😏”

This ended up being more gender neutral, i had to go back and try and atleast hint at AFAB but hey whatever.

Think About It

Mihawk x reader. Female in mind but can be gender neutral. 1165 words. A bit suggestive.

Mihawk isn’t necessarily a dumb, unintelligent, or oblivious man. However, he is an experienced one, unfortunately experience can be as unhelpful as ignorance. Especially when you’ve associated a certain behavior with something else.

“Heyyyy sexy~” You slowly slide your chair over to Mihawk’s side. “What’s a dashing older man like you doing here?”

“Reading.” He states, doing his preferred hobby of passing time.

“An educated man too, how attractive. Bet you’re popular, huh?”

“Hmm.” He’s never thought about it, annoyed by popularity, but he was more popular in his youth. He’s gotten a bit less popular with age though, most likely due to his approachibility getting even worse. “Decently.”

‘Such dry answers… but he’s actually responding instead of brushing me off like with others.’ Your thoughts scramble as you keep flirting. “Well~ I think you’re amazing.” He hums and you tilt your body to rest on his. “Your eyes when you read are really pretty too, I could watch you read for hours.” Usually he’d think nothing of the compliment, even finding it disgusting, but coming from you it’s actually a bit… flattering. His hawk-like eyes move from the book to look at at you, piercing and mezmerising. “Kyaa~ My heart just skipped a beat.” You half-joke with a hand on your chest. A certain behavior to him associated with a Red Haired man. Your true intentions are going over his head, his mind subconsiously filtering jokes like these as only jokes.

“I recommend seeing a doctor.” He brushes it off as he would with that weird redhead, looking back at his book. This isn’t working, mission failed and you sigh, eventually retreating to your room.

Later he finds you in the kitchen with a bottle of wine, “Oh, hey!” swishing it around with a wink when you see him. “Must be fate you came here just as I did, maybe we’re just meant to be.” You hold out the bottle to him and he walks up to you, taking it.

“I suppose so.” He’s actually fairly pleased this has happened, pouring both of you a glass.

“Right? We’re fated to be together, like Romeo and Juliet~” You say with a dreamy sigh, laying your head on his shoulder.

“The two of them die.” He points out, taking a sip from his glass while you flinch.

“Not… that part.” You step back. “Though I wouldn’t mind dying if it were oh so romantically with you~” You strike a pose of longing, hand reaching out to him. He places your wine glass in it.

“I would mind. I prefer you alive.” Mihawk states, not much to say, but for him it is. You end up getting flustered like he just professed his love.

“Thanks.. I prefer you alive too..” Failed again.

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Mihawk comes back from a mission looking irritated, immediately going for a bottle of wine when you spot him. “Welcome back, babe, you need a bath? I could even get in with you.” His mind is fresh from fighting, in a bad mood from it being annoying. One of the targets had escaped, making him have to waste time looking for them. Not hard, but out of the way enough to be irritating. Especially when the “battle” itself was hardly anything, being interrupted by the target accidentally causing their own demise. It leaves Mihawk feeling pent up, unfulfilled.

“I don’t need your assistance in bathing, (Y/n).” He shuts you down, quickly looking for a glass when you hand one to him. Wasting no time, he pours the liquid inside and takes a big gulp. It’s a little hot seeing him like this.

“Good view, if it makes you feel better I could always give you one too.” You walk over to him and press your chest against his arm. “If you’d let me~” He gently pushes you away.

“Not now. Your company is… nice, but I don’t need jokes.” He gulps down the rest of the wine and sighs in relief.

“Who said I’m joking?”

“I’m being quite serious.” Mihawk’s adamant and you sigh, pushing him like this would only make things worse when he’s in this mood.

“Alright. No view then, I get it. Call me if you need me~” You say with a purr, rubbing your cheek against him before leaving. Once you’re gone he grumbles, he didn’t want you to leave he just wanted you to stop messing around. It isn’t fun hearing someone who’s words you could actually take to heart play around with it. He almost finishes the entire bottle before deciding to bathe, wanted to feel clean and relax.

Mihawk sighs, his muscles untensing as he lowers himself into the hot water after cleaning himself properly. Much better. His mind, scrambled from stress, begins to come together as he starts to think of your adcances. He’s always assumed they were like Shanks’s, just jokes, and hadn’t thought really though about it more than that; but now that he’s allowing himself to look further he realizes more. They’re different than his, more bold, more flirtatious, and more often than Red Hair. The captain had usually just sprinkled them in with his other annoying babbling, but you joke flirt so frequently.

…

‘Perhaps these are not jokes?’ Something clicks in the swordsman’s mind and he gets up from the bath, drying off before getting dressed to see you. If this is true and they havent been jests he needs to make sure. He finds you back at the kitchen, about to drink your sorrows away before spotting him.

“Oh, you’re quicker than usual. Miss me too much?” He doesn’t respond, instead just getting closer to you. “Hug?” You hug him gladly, “I’d never miss the chance to be close to you.” You expect him to just pull back or accept it with a sigh as he usually does, but you feel his arms sneak around your body to hug you back. It makes you freeze in shock, not expecting your affection to be returned.

“(Y/n). Continue talking.” He says when you go silent.

“Huh.. yeah?” You’re confused, face hot.

“You enjoy my body, yes? Enjoy it.” He hugs you tighter, letting you feel his muscular build against you. “Take this chance.” You’re getting more flustered, why is he getting so into this so suddenly? He pulls back enough to look at you. “Enjoy the view as well.” This is a lot. Thankfully you’re too shameless to refuse so you take in the sight of him while feeling his warmth close to yours.

“This is the best.” You mumble and unconsciously reach a hand out to touch his cheek, he leans into it, closing his eyes. You’re reacting positively, he was right, and now that he knows he isn’t going to let this pass by.

“(Y/n).” He suddenly speaks and you jolt slightly.

“Y-Yeah?”

“I'll take your offer.” He places his hand over yours, opening his eyes to look into yours. “I would like to see the view.”

You ask straight guys if they would suck dick for 100 mil and they start writing a fanfic about them getting a train run on them with 10 guys bukkake watersports creaming bouncing their hips bro i DID NOT ASK ALL THAT

Hello!! i love your writing and i've seen so many of your posts on my fyp and i just noticed that your requests are open! if this is weird than PLEASE ignore this, but i saw that you did watersports so i was wondering if you could write a portgas d ace x reader (preferably female) where ace and reader are very in love and in a happy relationship. ace and reader have to go piss REALLY bad, and they're on watch duty up in the crowsnest at night so everyone else is asleep and ace, being a horny fuck as usual, convinces reader to pee up there with him and it may lead to something else? you can decide everything else!! (again, PLEASE ignore this if you think it's weird/too long)

Searched up the Moby Dick ship bc i dont know what their crows nest is and they just have like a TON of them. Maybe because theres so many crewmates or maybe im looking at the wrong thing but they have 12 of them for some reason. Anyway i’ve never actually written watersports via afab reader but i saw like 2 or 3 fics of it that were good so i was like “yeah i'll write that why not” so this was a cool challenge. Anyway, enjoy.

Love Makes You Crazy

Ace x Fem!Reader. Watersports smut (piss) but still fluffy. 2011 words.

You and Ace are in love with each other, maybe too much. In fact, your boyfriend shows his love so passionately that the crew was worried you wouldn’t be able to reciprocate. That was proven wrong quickly once Ace had an influence on you, making you more bold to things you thought you would never do; like holding in your pee just because you don’t want to leave him alone in the crow’s nest. You had joined him to help keep watch, and it’s a hassle to get up here, so you’ve decided to hold it so you don’t have to be away from him. Overestimated yourself though, it hasn’t even been an hour and you’re already shifting in place, trying to keep it in until watch duty is over. Unbeknownst to you, Ace has been doing the same thing.

‘I don’t want to leave her here when she’s taken the time to keep watch with me so I could piss. Watch will be over soon anyway, I’ll just hold it in.’ He tells himself as he sits with his back against yours. You’ve been squirming for a while now, though, and it’s starting to worry him. “Are you okay, baby?”

“Oh! Yeah, I’m okay.” You reassure him quickly, putting your hand over your crotch to help you. Despite your efforts, Ace turns his head and sees this over your shoulder, his cheeks flushing slightly.

“Babe are you touching yourself..?” You flinch and panic slightly, the misunderstanding flustering you even if Ace sounds more excited than anything.

“W-What? No, I’m not!” He deflates slightly, disappointed, but stares at the hand pressing against your heat. What else could you be doing? You'll have to come clean to clear the misunderstanding. “Sorry.. I actually have been holding my pee in for a while now. I didn’t want to leave you alone here. Kinda stup-” Ace turns his body to you, his eyes wide.

“Really!?” You slowly nod and his face brightens as he points at himself. “I’ve been doing the same thing!” The both of you ended up loving the other too much to leave, that thought making Ace feel warm inside as he hugs you while peppering kisses on your face. “We’re the same.” One of his hands goes to your waist to squeeze it when you stop him.

“Wait, you’re gonna make it worse.”

“Sorry.” He says that, but when he’s pulling his hand away he stops to let his eyes trail to the hand on your crotch, staring at how it presses down on it the same way he likes to. The way you’re squirming too, struggling to hold it in with a nervous face… it’s kind of turning him on. That thought goes straight to his lower half and he ends up suggesting something. “Maybe.. we could just do it here.”

…

“Huh???” You try to process what he’s saying but he grabs your hand to turn you to him with a serious but excited look on his face.

“Everyone’s asleep anyway and we’re high up enough that no one would be able to see even if they did come out” Ace tells you, leaning forward to kiss you while a hand goes down your torso and over the hand on your cunt. “C’mon (Y/n).” He pushes your fingers to press harder on your clit to send a shockwave of pleasure through your body. Parting from your lips, he looks up at you with puppy eyes. “Pleaaassee?” You look down at him as he continues to move your own fingers to stimulate yourself.

“A-Ah~ Okay, okay, just stop already I don’t want to get my bottoms dirty…!” Once again, you end up agreeing to another Ace suggestion; but the way he beams up at you makes it worth it. His hands go to your thighs instead.

“I’ll take care of you, okay? You won’t regret it.” They massage your flesh as he smooches you, pulling off your bottoms and the rest of your clothes while he’s at it. There’s no way he’d lose a chance to see you naked, you won’t get cold with him on you anyway. Once you’re only in your panties he teases you a little more, rubbing at your clit a bit until you squirm, then finally taking his hand off to slip that last piece of cloth off. “Damn, so pretty for me, baby~” He puts his mouth over one of your nipples and starts to flick it with his tongue, his fingers going back to your clit to rub it in circles. Pleasure is pooling in your stomach and you end up letting out a bit on his fingertips. Ace pulls them back to lick it up while looking at you. “Sexy,” He goes back to slip a digit inside you and you moan, arching your back slightly. “but I want more.” Your bladder is so full and the effort of keeping it in makes press against the inside of your sweet spots.

“A-Ace.” You can’t hold it in any longer, not when it feels too good.

“Let it out for me, pretty girl, wet my hand till it’s dripping.” He presses his palm against your nub while pushing down on your stomach with the other. Your back arches as you let piss stream from inside you, Ace relishing the sight of your embarrassed face till it’s all out. “Fuck…” The tent in his shorts is killing him seeing you let go. He pulls them down along with his boxers, using your juices to stroke his cock. You watch in awe, unable to look away. Come to think of it, he also had to pee, didn't he?

“Ace…” You whisper and he looks at you, eyes widening when he sees you spreading your legs and folds. “You can put it inside me..” He stares at you, his pupils dilating even more.

“A-Are you sure?” He asks and you nod, making him stroke his cock faster. “Fuck.” He loves you so much, and seeing his beautiful girlfriend trust him so much is only making him more crazy for you. “Gonna make you full with me.” Your boyfriend mumbles while you wrap your legs around his waist, feeling him ease his way into you until his hips are flush with yours. Both of you throw your head back in pleasure and he starts to thrust, slow, deep strokes that move you with each meet of skin against skin. “Feels good, Gods you feel so good.” He angles himself to hit your g-spot, then quickens his hips. Obsessed with how you look he leans over you to make sure he sees every change in your expression, every part of lips when you. “C-Can’t..” He mumbles when you feel warmth fill you, more than when he cums inside.

“A-ah…” You’re embarrassed by how much this is turning you on, getting pissed inside while Ace looks into your eyes so lovingly. He doesn’t stop, still thrusting as the liquid moves inside of you, seeping out with each stroke and hit of that squishy spot that makes your toes curl. You’re getting close, coil in your stomach tightening before Ace presses his thumb on your clit, warm as it moves in circles.

“That’s it pretty girl,” He coos softly to you. “cum with my piss inside you.” The coil in your stomach snaps and shockwaves pulse through you as you cry out, Ace moving his hips faster. He’s desperate, needing to fill you with his seed while your pussy is clenching around him. “F-Fuck~!” He bottoms out and you feel him twitch inside, shooting cum into you to mix with his urine. You both take time to come down from your highs, your boyfriend leaning down to hold you, keeping you warm from the cold night air. Once you’re both calmer he pulls out of you and your hole drips out both his and your juices. He’s staring at the sight and you like it’s the most perfect sight in the world, leaning down to kiss you as you wrap your arms around him. Your lips lock together in a soft and happy kiss. Both of you stay like that for a while, kissing while he runs his hands along your body to soothe any soreness until you both finally part. He’s looking down at you, flushing when his eyes trail downwards to the product of your guys’ love again. Warmth and pride bubbles in his chest and he’s almost about to kiss you more when you stop him.

“How.. are we gonna clean this up…?” You point out and he freezes.

“Umm… uh..” Your boyfriend stutters.

“You didn’t think about that?”

“S-Sorry.” His apology makes you sigh but he gets a determined look. “You don’t have to do anything, (Y/n), I’ll take care of you. I’ll just figure something out!” He puts his shorts back on and stands up, hesitating when he realizes he’ll have to leave you to go get something to clean up with.

“It’s okay, I’ll wait here.” You reassure him and he looks guilty but nods.

“I’ll be back quick! Promise!” He hops quickly from the crow’s nest and runs off to get things to clean you with. You sit up, it feels sticky and a little gross, but you’re satisfied. You definitely won’t be doing this again anywhere that isn’t convenient though. A few minutes pass and Ace comes back with towels and some spray, panting because he ran to get back to you as fast as possible. “I.. I got.. wipes…” He says in between pants and you giggle from your lover’s determination to take care of you. It makes him smile back at you before he gets to cleaning you up. It’s a mess… he ends up having to leave again and come back with more things, trying to clean everything so no one can tell. Thankfully the wood here is coated so it shouldn’t seep into it. You both tried your best, cuddle time. Since watch is over Ace dresses you back up and brings you back to his room where he can clean you up properly.

“Feels nice~” You sigh in relief from the warm bath you’re both in. When you look at your boyfriend you notice he looks guilty. “Is something wrong?”

“Was.. was I too rough?” So he’s worried about you.

“If you were too rough for me I would’ve said so.” You kiss his cheek. “I know you wouldn’t hurt me.” His eyes shine and he pulls you close so you both can smooth again, him making sure that you’re completely relaxed and clean before bringing you out. He’s drying you off, admiring your body.

“You’re pretty.”

“I know, you tell me that everyday. What if I start getting narcissistic?” You tease him a bit and he kisses your cheek.

“If you’re narcissistic then we’ll just have another thing in common. How much we both love you.” Very sweet, you both hug and he picks you up to carry you to the bed. You don’t need to get fully dressed again, just enough to get comfortable and you’re both cuddling under the sheets. His body is warm as it holds you. “Goodnn..zzz” He fell asleep mid-word.

“Goodnight~” Despite him being asleep, you say it back, closing your eyes afterwards and letting his warmth lull you to sleep.

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Ace is talking with Izou, chatting about whatever when the older man mentions something. “When I went on watch it smelled a bit off, were you drinking up there?” Your boyfriend flinches and immediately starts to panic. He must’ve not cleaned well enough.

“Uhh.. uhmmm…” He doesn’t know what to say but the division commander sighs.

“Don’t do it again, you shouldn’t drink while on watch. I’ll forgive it this time because you’re young,” His gaze sharpens. “but if I catch it again I’m not going to hesitate on punishing you.” Ace mentally sighs in relief as Izou buys his own story.

“Yeah.. I won’t do it again, sorry.” Ace apologizes, even if it’s for something else.

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Grahhh I did it! Sorry I took so long omg so embarassing but i did my best.

@snailpaste

day 4: fav dynamic I love fish dad and his son who bites 💙

Everytime someone draws marco conventionally attractive and hot and/or changes his hair to be "cooler", which is almost every time, it just reminds me of how people draw ben drowned vs his actual canon appearance

Im not gonna name names though, for the people that draw marco hot i know love gives you rose tinted glasses its okay.

It was sad at first but then got pretty interesting and more story based than sad, only a few chqpters out so itll probably get worse later maybe. The second one I read bc i was still looking for something was too fire to be sad about. I do know one thats guarenteed depressing but its a lil too depressing i cried reading it. But it was also fire so i dropped it for a bit to save episodes but now i forgot where i was and im a lil too lazy to try and see. Dont want to reread it either since its depressing. Im too sensitive ;; I need something beartbreaking to actually make me sad but then when i do get sad I get way too sad.

Ones i read are Valhalla 0, Ark of the law (both are in their worldbuilding starts), and Banhyang: The Remote Island.

The one I got really sad reading is called The Warrior Returns, but I do tell anyone that decides to read it it contains tons of triggering content and is honestly more sad than happy. It is interesting though, so it has that.

theyre all on Webtoon

gonna read something depressing wish me luck

Getting a serious competitive person to do something is only a matter of wording

Example:

"You should wear these heels!" ❌️

"You could NOT walk in heels" ✅️

you need to stop hating and ruining other ships. You’re probably one of these shanks fan who don’t like shuggy and make it everyone’s problem

Oh my god. Okay. Im gonna say this one more time. I don't dislike shuggy. I keep saying this. Its the dynamic thats its popularized and, more frusteratingly, normalized when its toxic. Ots way too glorified. Thats it. If people treated it like a toxic relationship which what the popular dynamic is, then i would still dislike it but be completely fine with it, whatever, you do you. Its how its like.. normal. Like "Haha look this guys boyfriend treats him like shit and makes him feel worthless but don't worry because its just him being a tsundere ignore the emotional dependency this is just a cute thing. Also if we ever do something story focused non comedy the 'tsundere' is the one thats longed after and apologized to" That is my problem. Its not sthe ship im not even this adamant for the dynamic its the normalization and even glorification of the toxcicity and acting like it isn't toxic.

got to marineford in the manga