I Wanna Be A Lawyer For Silly Shit. I Wanna Be A Lawyer That Deals With Such Ridiculous Cases That You

Computer robot girl who flashes fake warnings and errors just to get your attention. You look over just to see the corner of an error message pop up, but when you actually go and look, everything is fine. She's whirring and spinning like she should and there hasn't even been a device issue.

But it keeps happening. You brush it off at first, thinking it's just.. something that'll go away. You give her a restart. And it keeps happening. You fish through all her external cables, checking each inch of them to make sure they're perfect. Nothing seems wrong.

But she keeps throwing up warning signs. You cannot figure out what is wrong. But you do notice she does throw them less when you're checking her cords. You assume, of course, one of her ports might be damaged.

And then when you pry her open, finally, she gets quiet with those errors and notifications. You think it was just.. something making contact, or something. It seems fine.

She gets worse, though. She's spitting out error upon error upon error every time you try and use her. She will not let you get anything done.

Until you get into her again. Fish around in her insides and then you realize. She's totally played you. She got you hook, line, and sinker. She's putting out genuine error messages now. She's into you rooting around in her insides. That's all she wanted; your devout, sole attention.

I saw the aroace flag and the V1 plush, INSTANT follow. You make some banger posts!!

Thank you so much!!!! You're so sweet!!

Ferry probably had written a wattpad style fanfic in some journal they keep locked like it's the holy grail because they'd rather tear their skin off again, plus their nervous system, rather than give ANYBODY, the right to sneak peak in there. Especially Gabriel because there's this awkward smut scene in there where they fuck raw and nasty.

Do you think ferrygabe from the Ferryman’s pov feels like a Harry Styles x Reader wattpad fanfic

need me a pad or a tampon with a fucken image of V1 instead of those little flowers there, it'd be so funny

matter of fact, all editions of all machines as a tampon

with a "The blood still goes somewhere!" slogan as your coochie clots fall onto the image of your favorite ultrakill robot

Looks kind of bad, could have done better.

Plus this is the oc I've talked so long about Nava or N4VIA. The fourth of a generation of medical bots created during the new peace and probably the second biggest simp for V1 aside from Gabriel

The via in their name is just a little thing added by the people they worked with.

V1 boob exposure (i apologize)

internal boobage.

Foaming at the mouth, screaming, crying and shitting

Bro

BRO

BRO

Emotional V1 fans we won but at what cost

my knees hurt

my fucking knees hurt so bad

ive been sat in the same position

the oddest position youll ever see someone sat in

they hurt

they creek like a chair

god help me

Freaky ahh Gabriel: I really need you to lock tf in and match my freak else I'm ripping your circuitry out.

V1 just struggling: [GIVE ME A MINUTE HOE, DAM. CAN'T HAVE A MINUTE OF PEACE AND PREPEARE]

one of my favorite silly headcanons is +ULTRAKINKY gabriel and normal ass vanilla v1.

gabriel like: (actively bouncing and moaning on it) i need you to literally rip my organs out. or like. i need you to pin me down by my little bee wings. we need to repopulate the hive.

and v1 just like. [😥]

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This is purely for the hate of it.

I am solely ranting because of the hate I garner for all the nasty bastard boys in all my years in the education system.

All of them are failing every single class known to man, drinking, smoking, making themselves to be an entire circus when nobody has even consented to give money for the tickets

They make my skin crawl, anytime I have to spend more than 10 minutes in the vascinity of these shit stains that gained consciousness it makes me want to curse out god.

I despise their existence, i weep for their mothers, and I pray for their fathers. Barely any of them should have even been in the 8th grade when they're dam near 18.

The only thing they haven't failed is their ego, as its big enough to feed the entire world.

The splatters of roadkill on the tires of their broken Hondas are more valuable than their own souls.

They are the very reason why people tell us to stay in school, but you can't even stay in school when such creatures exist in the halls of the building.

The only reason I pray is so they could face the horrible reality of the world. I pray for them to have the horrible ends of their existence. I pray so that they stop being a burden for the entire nation.

Pain is the only thing i wish they ever felt, the pain their mothers felt, the pain their families felt when such abominations as them crawled out of the cracks of Hell and surfaced onto the world. With the rarest of the rare audacities that could only be found on a 30 hour quest that would make the strongest sob.

If I could only live as blissfully unaware as they did in life. If only I was dropped down the stairs and hit every corner with the soft spot on my noggin, maybe I'd also act like such a pain to the world. But I was given a brain made from flesh and not mud.

Ignorance is bliss but they are such harlots for the attention that there can't even be ignorance, with bliss only being a promising kiss in my hopeful dreams.

There is nothing in this world that makes me despise my entire existence, as school boys that think they're above all else. I despise the teachers that are so lenient to them, but suffer abuse every day. I despise the system that let's them do this so freely. I despise every aspect of them. And I cannot do anything other than plead with the so called authority of the education system, that won't do anything. I weep and cry for the parents, but also gnash my teeth at them like the trapped mutt that I am because they do nothing for the behavior of their sons.