Dare I Say, JOHNNY CADE.

Observations from the mouthwashing fandom

im the boy in question wearing a skirt and eyeliner

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

Soda absolutely starts violently coughing whenever Ponyboy smokes around him in an attempt to guilt him into quitting

If this goes viral yall never hearing from me again

Pregnant lion darry (mars made me draw this)

thinking about baby sodapop who was a sensory seeking child who would just eat everything

mama catches him gnawing on the counters, has to snatch him up and give him something else to chew on — she thought maybe he was just teething for an extra period of time than normal

which yeah, technically so, but it admittedly got a bit confusing at times when pops had reached for something one day only to find out his coke bottle was covered in spit. and little soda was sat there with his tongue stuck out like

"sodiepop, now what in the world are you doin'?"

"ah :D" replies baby soda, who smacks his head against the chair on accident as he goes to start on his next chewing victim

it's uh.. been a while.. hasn't it folks!!! Anyways here's Jane and her lovely girlfriend (Jane is the one on the right and her gf is Jill)

I LOVE THEM SMMM JANE AND JILL UR PERFECT

rip sodapop and steve, yall would’ve loved being duos in dti and scamming kids for vip 😔

i dont wanna come right out and say it but you definitely kiss boys in ur free time

Oh js wait till I tell u what happened on monday

My outsiders headcannons!!!

Darry desperately needs glasses because he has near sight, but he refuses to get checked. Every so often, he'll squint at signs while driving, and Soda will be in the passenger seat and tell him to at least consider to get his eyes checked.

Dallas says he perfers dogs because they make him look tougher, but he's a car person deep down.

When Johnny and Dally died, Ponyboy wrote letters upon letters to the both of them. He never showed anyone and probably had them hidden in his drawers os something, but very year on their birthdays and holidays or even after rumbles, Pony writes to Johnny and Dally.

Modern Cherry would LOVE Sabrina Carpenter ‼️

The curtis gang are the type of kids to be try hards in gym.

Johnny gets super awkward around kids who are like 2-10 (same..)

Soda isn't dumb he's just neruodivergent. (Shocker!!)

Modern Two-bit would secretly listen to the most BASIC white girl music, and the ONLY person who knows is Pony, but they've both agreed to never talk about it.

Modern Darry would hate the word skibidi ONLY because Soda NEVER stops saying skibidi rizz.

Steve has a tooth gap and is really insecure about it.

Two-bit most definitely put on a tutu and a crown and then had a princess tea party with his little sister.

Johnny is sassy af and I'm here for it 🙏

Soda LOVES kids! Like he wants to be a father someday, which was one of the reasons why he was depressed when Sandy got pregnant because he wanted to be with both of them

Dally has a secret talent and its music! He's naturally a good guitar player, and once he once saw a random guitar at the bar once and snuck it in his room, he sometimes plays for fun.

Modern Steve would wear Nike everything. You can't change my mind.

Two-bit does stuff without thinking. He'll tell someone exactly what he's thinking in that moment. He just doesn't have a filter.

Johnny has a silly stray cat that follows him! He calls the cat his little friend since he doesn't have any name for it