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two bit is me core

I feel like Two-Bit is def that hype friend that’s DANGEROUSLY supportive & enamored by Darry: ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ Two: *whistle* Damnnnnn, you look good as hell in them jeans. I would eat your shit front to ba- Darry: ALRIGHT, that’s enough.

Darry: I shouldn’t have done that to Pony. It’s really my fault- Two: On god you were right as fuck to smack the shit out that little boy. I’ve been praying for this day a good minute now-

Darry: I don’t know… I’m just worried sometimes no one will ever really love me. It’s like- Two: Yeahhhhh, I’m gonna need you to drop them drawls babygirl. Darry: WHAT.

Darry: Two-Bit, I have a boyfriend. Two: That don’t mean nothing.

Two: You know what? We should just kill him. Darry: We are NOT murdering my boyfriend. Two: FINE. I’ll get Dally to do it. Darry: Y’all, I got to be honest…I burned the hell out of the meat for tonight. Soda: JESUS DARRY, HOW LONG DID YOU LET IT GO FOR??? Darry: …Sorry… Two: Shoot, ain’t nothing wrong with it! (He proceeded to eat it all and Darry had to hold his hair back while he vomited it up an hour later 💀)

———— Shoutout my mookie wookie: Two-Bit would say babygirl I fear @sleepyfishboy

Soda absolutely starts violently coughing whenever Ponyboy smokes around him in an attempt to guilt him into quitting

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

idk why but Modern Ponyboy would 100% see someone in a Green day shirt and ask them to name five songs

art dump :P

rip sodapop and steve, yall would’ve loved being duos in dti and scamming kids for vip 😔

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

YES OMG YESSSS

mexican steve randle you will forever mean everything to me 🥹

like just imagine him, disconnected from this part of himself, finally learning to be somewhat comfortable and showing the curtis gang his favorite foods, sayings, and bits of culture

steve teaching everyone how to make homemade pupusas and tamales, and some little things like fideo and rice become a common dinner side [these are just cause those are some of my favs my family makes]

steve makes migas for soda once and it turns into one of his favorite breakfast foods [me too soda, me too]

he teaches soda the little bits of spanish he knows and they call each other sweet things like "mi amor", "mi corazón", and "mi alma" [and stupid things like "tonto" and "puta"]

he slips up sometimes and says things like "ay dios mio" and "aye yai yai" out of pure exasperation [same], which then gets added to sodas vocabulary

he owns so many sarape blankets and keeps a few of his favorite ones at the curtis house, everybody loves them for their warmth and texture and prefers them when sleeping over

OH MY GOD TRES LECHES it becomes the second favorite cake to their classic chocolate <3

ill tag some ppl too just cause i think i should start doing that :3 @deim0sdread @n0rthern-star @tex-aintdeadyet

A guy who smokes weed for chronic joint pain has found a dealer that sells customers pre-rolled blunts, but due to the pain he never makes it to the goods before the dealer has sold all the good ones off the top, so he's left with the crappy ones - the dealer knows that he'll buy them anyway because even if it doesn't stop the pain, it's still easier to deal with that when he smokes. It also helps with the lack of appetite he has because it's not fun to eat when you're in pain. He can't really cook either, anyhow, so most of the time the best he can do is trying to choose between the two utterly dogshit cheap fast food places that are within reasonable distance of his house. Which are not good, nor good for him, but better than nothing.

All his life's problems are caused by - and consist of - shitty fucking joints.