Honestly, Sounds Like Something Black Widow Could Do. But Being Real, I'm Curious (terrified) Because

Honestly, sounds like something Black Widow could do. But being real, I'm curious (terrified) because it would be so funny and ridiculous bahaha

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

First Thing You See After You Zoom In Is How You Die

How you dying 👀

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8 months ago

Cale Henituse has me on chokehold since 2020 and I'm not exactly complaining

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the thoat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!


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7 months ago

The most beautiful man I ever laid eyes on

Kim Rok Soo (김록수)❄

Kim Rok Soo (김록수)❄

Process:

Kim Rok Soo (김록수)❄
Kim Rok Soo (김록수)❄

I wasn't confident at all about painting this. The sketch seemed good enough, and I didn't want to ruin it. 💃

I don't think it turned out that bad, but I still think the sketch is my favorite.😭😤


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1 year ago

Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom

Cale, zoning out: ???

Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?

Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.

*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*


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6 months ago

that alternate ending version of Under the Red Hood (2010) where Talia gives Damian to Jason for some ungodly reason always makes me laugh because Jason is like. I'm going to turn Bruce's son into something horrible just to spite him and says this while holding an infant that can't be more than a month old, like. no, Jay, you're gonna get two days into surrogate fatherhood before your instincts take over and you're finding a better safe house in a better neighborhood so you can build a proper nursery and get Damian into a proper pre-K when he's older. the pit can't erase the fact you died trying to save the mother who gave you up or the fact that a mother has just given up her son to you. and by the time any of that gets through your red fiberglass skull, you'll find yourself standing in the grocery store deciding whether you should buy Dami a bat stuffie just to be funny


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8 months ago

My eyes have been blessed, thank you

Late For A Trend Again…

Late for a trend again…


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4 months ago

Wow guys.. remember this AU? 😅

Wow Guys.. Remember This AU? 😅
Wow Guys.. Remember This AU? 😅
Wow Guys.. Remember This AU? 😅

Just a few concepts about what i’m thinking cale would look like as red dragon!krs again..!! There might be changes tbh, but as of now im digging the dragon form hehe


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7 months ago

omg this is so adorable

So I just had a thought...

Dean had to be "normal". He had to act like he was boringly stereotypically normal to everyone.

He had to act like he hated reading and classic stories because you didn't need those for hunting. And he certainly didn't need those at school where he would be branded the weird kid on day number one. And little 6 year old Dean couldn't do that. Because unlike Sammy, Dean had no one to stand up for him at school. He could beat the first graders, sure. But what about their older siblings? Dean had no support at school. He couldn't even talk about how adorable his baby brother was because that would be weird too.

By the time Sam is old enough to understand what is going on around him, Dean has already crafted this perfect "stereotypical male american" persona and rolls with it on every turn. Because he feels he has to.

And now, I bring you this: what if Mary lived and they grew up normal?

Because let me tell you, this time Dean has all the support at school. An upperclassman shoves him a bit too harshly? You gonna bet Mary Winchester will be there the next day bringing hell down on the poor boy. Mary is the ultimate soccer mom but she's scary. She builds up such a reputation that no-one dares touch Dean.

So Dean gets to be geeky and overly obsessed with TV series and books and whatever else he finds.

Sam, getting double the defence (both from Mary and Dean) grows up to be the biggest nerd possible.

Mary has them sitting on the kitchen table talking and she can only understand half of what they are saying. Dean is going on a tirade about a movie that had ONE scene about a sea elephant and Sam has brought out a whole book on sea elephants and is trying to prove that the movie is inaccurate. But Dean insists that within the supernatural confines of the movie it's accurate. And they are having a full blown scientific debate about it and Mary is just standing there cleaning the dishes and thinking about that one sea elephant pagan god she killed twenty years ago and is biting her lips because she wants to tell them about the funny story but can't.

Not because the kids don't know about monsters. She told both of them when Sam turned 10. But she can't find enough leeway to interrupt because the boys' conversation just keeps escapating and now Dean is stomping on the kitchen table and Sam is throwing the heavy book on Dean's head and Mary has to stop them but loves watching them fight.

When John comes home an hour later, Dean has a big bump on his head as he has Sam pushed down against the coach and Mary is holding onto the door frame of the living room wheezing. He rolls his eyes like this happens every day, seperates the boys and solves the whole scientific debate by a whomping: "I will take you to see a sea elephant" before stomping off to his room to change clothes.

Mary is seriously considering buying a videocamera and recording.


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7 months ago

My girl was so offended, I love her for that

‘An Elf? A subordinate of a Dragon? I, a Whale, the Future Whale Queen, a subordinate of a Dragon?’

Love the fact that Witira was so pissed for being mistaken for an Elf that she decided to throw away her water whip and started throwing punches at the dragon half blood in Aipotu.


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7 months ago

dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay

jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired

dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?

jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected

dick: oh my god

jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt


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