Holding Aro/ace Cale Henituse And Never Letting Him Go Because I Can't Be The Only One Who Feels Aggravated

Mi idolo 😌❤️

I saw a post saying something like; Jason doing a whole magical girl transformation just to use a totally normal gun. Love the idea, hasn't left my mind since 💀✋

My girl was so offended, I love her for that

‘An Elf? A subordinate of a Dragon? I, a Whale, the Future Whale Queen, a subordinate of a Dragon?’

Love the fact that Witira was so pissed for being mistaken for an Elf that she decided to throw away her water whip and started throwing punches at the dragon half blood in Aipotu.

jason: i think we should get a divorce

steph: what are you doing?

jason: just practicing

steph: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

jason: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

steph: you don't even have a girlfriend

jason: hypothetically divorce me

steph: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

jason: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

jason, to duke: it's called a prenup, right?

duke: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

steph: who the fuck is this guy?

duke: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

steph: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

steph, to tim: right? we can get those, right?

tim: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

jason: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

tim: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

steph: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

jason: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

steph: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

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Cale's grunts translation (By children of average nine years old)

"Hum": normally made in a crime scene when he sees something that's not in the right place.

"Hm": general recognization of your existence, maybe a "good morning", "good afternoon" or "good evening"

A low "mnh": someone messed out and this benefits me.

A slightly louder "mnh": i messed out and this definitly does not benefits me.

*snort*: you're funny or the next victim with nowhere in between

*a laugh without a frowing*: an actual genuine laugh?????????

*a louder laugh with frowing*: dragons! Dragons everywhere!

A very low "Hehe...": money

A sharp inhale through the nose: I'm hurted but i don't want anyone to know.

A soft exhale through nose: why did i become a commander again.

Inspired in this work of art

He took thinking out of the box too seriously

It truly takes someone like Cale Henituse to think of just casually teleporting the entire lair of not just a dragon but the last Dragon Lord herself into his backyard infested with monsters.

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

I'll try. But to add an idea that was in my notes for literal years

KRS uncle of OG!Cale. I only know one fic and is absolutely beautiful.

Relationships I want to see more in TCF/LCF fanfics:

(Adoptive) Uncle/nephew Choi Han & KRS!Cale (maybe Cale!KRS also)

The Choi family (Choi Jung Gun, Choi Han & Choi Jung Soo)

Best friends Alberu & Choi Han (underated)

Grandpa Eruhaben to KRS!Cale, Cale!KRS, Choi Han, Alberu (I need more of them, okay?)

Father/Son God of Death & KRS!Cale

BFF God of Death & Cale!KRS (it would be funny to see the two of them watched KRS!Cale's journey from the very beginning)

Master/servant God of Death & Sealed God (after KRS!Cale had defeated him)

Partners in crime God of Death & Sun God (why not?)

Lee Soo Hyuk & Alberu (KRS!Cale's hyungs shenanigans)

Hyung/dongsaeng KRS!Cale & Cale!KRS (Cale get to be the hyung even though KRS is technically older than him)

The Gods (they basically fight each other like siblings)

Etc. because I can't remember it all-

I hope someone can write some of this- (can anyone tag me in?)

That's why my man is out there saying shit like "I Don't really care about these people" and then fixing (destroying) every problem they ever encounter

Plausible deniability, if he didn't say he cared about them or even admitted it to himself, they wouldn't die (?

thinking about how everyone who ever cared about kim rok soo would disappear from his life

and how he started to keep a distance from the people who cared about him

perhaps, in the attempt, that they might stay

and the people who managed to crack open his shell

died in front of him