Random Things Cale Henituse Had Done Without Context

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom

Cale, zoning out: ???

Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?

Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.

*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*

Cale: Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?

Choi Han: I dont know, why?

Cale: To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Choi Han: *snorts*

i love solitaire he's like "i have no idea what i'm doing but i'm going to pretend i do until someone tells me whats going on" & has somehow continued to stumble his way into the main story

lee soo hyuk, kim rok soo, choi jung soo. The old team.

this bit has absolutely no right to be this funny

My headcanon is that Cale has a deep deep voice and not naturally but more because OG!Cale was a alcoholic and his vocal chords are fucked up.

So, like the Gen Z that he's, he makes the "Hello, baby girl" to Choi Han because is the only one that will understand it (bc Choi Jung Soo memories). It goes like this:

Cale: *walking into the room and with the most deadpan face he says to Choi Han* Hello, Baby Girl *and walks out*

Choi Han: ????? *confused noises bc low-key that was actually good*

I love KRS as hot pretty twink with long red hair Cale but I also want more of KRS as himself: beef and scarred

They would.

Late night shenanigans

Mi idolo 😌❤️

I saw a post saying something like; Jason doing a whole magical girl transformation just to use a totally normal gun. Love the idea, hasn't left my mind since 💀✋