Boop!

As an older sibling and apple lover, those are perfectly sized apples

How's it feel that your itty bitty baby brother is taller than you?

He took thinking out of the box too seriously

It truly takes someone like Cale Henituse to think of just casually teleporting the entire lair of not just a dragon but the last Dragon Lord herself into his backyard infested with monsters.

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

SO ACCURATE IM CRYING

Tcf texposts (because I'm procrastinating on my assignments and I have Adobe illustrator privileges)

Boop 🌟

He would be so confused because why all these people are following him everywhere, don't they have something better to do??? He better win something if they are bothering him

He doesn't notice they are flirting with him because he could never, so why would they???

"do I like you? Of course, we are friends" typo shit

cale in an otome game

thinking about otome game au where og!cale was a romance option in tboah but is no longer an option once krs gets isekai'd as cale

forced to work and go to college, born to kiss jason todd on the forehead and keep him in my pocket