THE NON SEXUAL ONE ACE.. WHATQGQ

Sup gang.. I think you can guess who I like.

THIS HAS FUCKING MEME QUALITY IM WHHSWHBA

So we used to have a pug named dog (pronounced d-o-g) and we lived in the mountains with a bunch of bears, and one day my mom looked over because dog was super excited about something and was looking out the massive window and she looked at what he saw and there was this giant bear staring down at him and drooling, for years I been told this story but only recently got the picture my mom took of it

(So sorry with how low quality it is this was like ten plus years ago tho)

I AM GOING TO BLOW.

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

NEVERRR

Microwave

so this is what you do when we are on hold

I see you.

@unfunnyaceartist

I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU, YOUR BLOG AS OF RECENT HAS GOTTEN SUSPICIOUS. I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU ACE.. WHEN I CATCH YOU.

I CAN'T HELP IT.. I CAVED IN AGAIN. (At this point, I'm violently drawing him in different poses.)

Guys, please.. I CAN DRAW MORE THAN JAX PLS WHY IS THAT SHITTY DOODLE EXPLODING

okay but they actually are insufferable

Ask me, if witnessing tons and tons of freaky skeleton pictures; For the soul purpose of learning how to draw them, worth it?

No no not at all, do not subject yourself to this.

It'd be terrifying to even see it reach 200 reblogs for that. BUT HELLO? HOLY SHIT?

Ya know, if chapter 3 gets enough reblogs, let's say 50 I might just write another drabble for you and Starlo while I'm on break.

Know what? I'll put it onto a poll for what you get if you reblog Chapter 3 enough (which is III. Confidant, btw).

Reblog: III. Confidant 50 times for one of these to be written to life.

If you don't get 200 in the span of a week, it'll be the second-most voted option.

I doubt you can get to to 200

Yes, users of Tumblr who wish to see Starlo in love with you, this is in fact...

A CHALLENGE.

Lol

Edit: Also to clarify on mild spiciness, bro's just shirtless. Like, that is one of THE only things that changes in that scenario.

Edit 2: You can reblog the chapter up to 5 times yourself.