Vancobunker - Van/Vanco

WHAT

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

NUH UHH, I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN DISAPPEAR.

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

Yippee!!

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

WHAT THE FUCK

Me and my irl freind simp over C!Jax so fucking hard.

More spicy stuff?

I'm shameless.

Warnings: Hoo, uh- alright, there is no actual fornicatin’ happening within this image, however that is 100% what is about to happen, and very much uh,, I mean it looks like— it does-

Look away, children!

Uhm,, he got the zoomies-

This is hell and I have subjected myself to it.

There's something about reading a fic and there's that one really corny line that makes you wanna explode from laughter and second hand embarrassment.

I know I'm not the only one.

Gayageeh Doodles because I'm down bad

NO FREEZE, I HAVE A GLOCK. DO NOT CROSS ME. GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.

@unfunnyaceartist

I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU, YOUR BLOG AS OF RECENT HAS GOTTEN SUSPICIOUS. I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU ACE.. WHEN I CATCH YOU.

HOLY?!?! DUDE, I HOPE NOT!! I understand how it feels, too, and it's going to be awful if you lose somewhere where you belong. Praying that doesn't happen!

hey

so um

I’ve got….

not fantastic news?

uh

so a teacher saw I was on tumblr and called my mom

no biggie

annoying but not horrible

but uh

my parents blocked it on my computer

not a huge deal

again, annoying and limiting, but not the end of the world

but then I told my mom that tumblr was my home

somewhere where I felt wanted

AND BOY DID SHE NOT LIKE THAT

so uh

she wants me to delete my tumblr

she said she would think about it but if she got another email then she would delete all of my socials

I really really don’t wanna lose you guys

I’m scared

like really scared

I Love You all

hopefully mom doesn’t delete my account…

HUH?? WTF

I’m turning off anonymous asks on all of my blogs. So fucking done. Sorry to all my anons who actually behave, I really am

Okay. LETS GO

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW