Battle Butler AU

Aighttt it’s okay I like when people come back for request 💕 and your welcome! I change it a bit with uhhh blood being one of the main component in order to form crystals.

MOMO YAOYOROZU

Is confuse why s/o in the general academic strand of U.A

Yeah she knows that s/o’s quirk isn’t compatible with battles and stuff but still s/o’s quirk is powerful

When she first sees s/o healing someone she freaks out

Their was a crystal forming on their hands who wouldn’t freak

Has already made bandages tbh

Momo actually finds this sense of accomplishment when in a way they have similar quirks I mean things coming out of their bodies

Would always have s/o medicine especially those blood medicine

Sometime s/o would use the power on her just to ease Momo from her insecurities

Would never want s/o to overwork themselve

You have healed Midoriya in several occasions and Momo actually talked to him asking if he could lessen his quirks blow so you won’t have to heal him lmao

ASHIDO MINA

Mina was actually amaze of how useful s/o quirk was

She actually didn’t know about this and only found out about it when she injured herself

Would ask about s/o quirk

Once s/o states that they can also use the crystals to change someone’s mood she asked if they could use it on Bakugou

But backtracks when s/o tells them that in order to form crystals they need to use some of their blood

Told everyone in 1-A to never get injuried

Everytime she has a free period Mina rans to her s/o room to make sure she was okay and wasn’t feeling lightheaded

Also has some of their medicines in her bag

Actually wants to know if s/o can use this crystals to defend herself in battle

But of course it’s just a question on her mind since she’s more concerned over her s/o’s wellbeing.

Wait

You mean that this didn't happened in the manga ?!?!?

WHY?!!??!

Mama Momo

Eri: Deku-san, Momo-san. . .

Deku: Hm?

Momo: What is it Eri-chan?

Eri: *Looks around* What's. . . going on?

*The three were walking through the city where all around they saw family spending the day with each other. Or mothers in particular, receiving gifts from their children*

Deku: Oh that, *Smiles* today's Mother's Day.

Eri: *Blinks* Mother's Day?

Momo: *Smiles Warmly* It's a day where families get together, showing their love and appreciation for their mothers.

Eri: *Looks down sadly* Mothers...

*Deku and Momo looked at each other and frowned. Remembering that up till now. Eri hadn't had a wonderful childhood*

Momo: *Looks down before smiling* Eri-chan?

Eri: *Looks up at Momo. Blinking as Momo crouch down before her*

Momo: How would like me to be your mother for today?

Eri & Deku: Eh?!

Momo: *Picks up Eri* I know you had a rough past what with everything you've been through. So at the very least, if only for today. I'd like to be your mother and take away your pain.

*Eri looked stunned while Deku smiled*

Eri: *Looks at Momo* If tyou're going to be my Mama... *Looks at Deku* Does that make Deku-san "Papa"?

*That made the two blush deeply*

Deku: W-Well... if that's what you want Eri-chan.

Eri: *Smiles widely and hugs them both* Okay!

Deku & Momo: *Smiles and hugs Eri*

-Meanwhile in different location-

Inko/Mrs. Yaoyorozu: *Clutches Heart* I've just gained a beautiful grandchild.

What is one superpower you would love to have? And what would you do with your power?

Probability Manipulation like Domino. Now as stupid as that sounds here me out. My chances of finding a free million dollars while driving my car is next to zero right? Well with this power I could make it like 99% possible. My sister can’t find a job? Well now she has several people wanting to hire her thanks to my powers. XDIf not that then teleporting so I don’t have to buy gas for my car at all. :P

Go Fran-chan

“ You are…coming…with me! ”

I wonder if people in an Urban Fantasy setting have to worry about mimics posing as packages at their doors

You know what I just realized… if the Dabi Todoroki theory is true… then Dabi is the only child who got ALL of Endeavor’s looks. He got the red hair, the eyes, the quirk- everything. He looked like Endeavor the most out of all the kids- even Shouto.

And yeah that’s obvious lol but like,,, imagine what that must mean for his relationship with his mom.

Imagine how hard it must have been for her to be in the same room as the kid who looks like Endeavor, How fear must have entered her eyes for a split second every time she saw him. And as she grew worse she probably couldn’t even stand to look at him or be in the same room, and the older he got the more he looked like Endeavor, and he probably noticed.

How could you NOT notice, and at first he must have been so confused, scared he did something wrong, and goes out of his way to try and make it right, only to notice it’s getting worse.

Imagine the crushing realization he must of had when he realized his mother didn’t like him, that his mother was scared of him.

We know she was close to Shouto, and even tho we don’t know her relationship with the other kids I would assume that she would be closer to the ones who didn’t remind her of Endeavor.

And a little kid would notice that.

What if he grew to hate his looks. The looks that made his mother hate him.

And that’s what made him change his hair color and scar his face and body.

As to not be reminded of the fear in his mother’s eyes every time he looked in a mirror…

It’s just a theory ofc but like, if Dabi is a Todoroki his relationship with his mom would be VERY strained.

The most epics quotes of the best Abridged series

HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED Quote Game/Meme

Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!

There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!

Okay, Christ, fine, I’ll help you. But only ‘cause you’ve got nice tits.

Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!

Oh, fuck the hell yes.

Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath!

Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

You done goofed.

…you Protestant fuck-bucket.

I’m a fuckmothering vampire!

You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!

Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.

It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father.

Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin’ for everybody!

I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.

BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

Oh fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?

Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.

What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!

You know, they say TV makes you violent. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!

Shut up and take my money!

Nazis~!

Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!

Jesus wants a hug!

HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?!

Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else; you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured!

That’s right. I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey!

HEY DANDY DICK! You missed.

The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!

I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!

You cheeky dick-waffle!

Zis is my favorite kind of ship — laden with blood und seamen.

Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

Ah. The return of the “why” boner. With a vengeance.

By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a woman! You’re surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your fuckin’ car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Kraut shits!” NO WONDER (name) wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MYSELF!

(thing) for days.

We were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead, we got a volley of swastika-covered dipshits running dick-first into enemy territory.

Hey, if we’re killing Nazis, we’ll worship a side of bacon!

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos