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imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines

Ok here's something I would would be absolutely hilarious. How would Taiyang and qrow react to ruby (or yang your choice) having a male S/O that's build like a house, and like three times their size (basically gladio from final fantasy LMAOO) (also if you want, can you do Blakes parents for Blake too? You don't have to only if you want) keep up the good work!

Lol, can you imagine?! Especially with cute little Rubes!

Ruby

1. “Damn!” Is exclaimed simultaneously by both men when they lay eyes on the behemoth of a boyfriend their tiny Little Red had brought home.

2. Of course, Taiyang is going to ask “how’s the weather up there?” almost immediately after the shock wears off.

3. Taiyang is both relieved and worried at the same time. Someone as tall and well built as this could probably protect his baby girl from just about anything. I mean, it looks like the dude could wrestle a Beringel to the ground! At the same time, that strength worries him.  He could hurt his baby girl; accidentally or otherwise.

4. Qrow’s not terribly concerned either way. He knows Ruby can handle herself. Of course, that doesn’t mean that if the guy ever raises a hand to her he won’t make sure he loses that whole damn arm, and he makes sure to tell him that.

5. If Ruby picked him though, chances are he’s a big teddy bear and the whole fam will love him.

Blake

1. Her parents are quite impressed. Though it may seem a bit primitive, the fact that they are part animal means that they are more in tune with their instincts. And instincts tell them “this guy is gonna produce some strong offspring.” Good genes are always impressive for that reason.

2. Of course, that’s not enough to get him in their good graces. Ghira is still top dog, err…. cat, in this house and that boy is going to have to prove he is worthy of dating his daughter.

3. Staring contests and feats of machismo will ensue.

4. Kali will tease Blake relentlessly and ask all sorts of embarrassing questions like “So, is he big everywhere?”

5. The two males’ show of dominance will likely get their lovers more than a little hot and bothered. It’ll probably be one of the only times Blake will be able to have sex in that house. Ghira will be too distracted by his wife’s immense thirst  to notice what is taking place down the hall and barge in to strangle the poor boy. It’ll probably be the best sex either of the men had ever had.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Monsieur of Poison and torment....

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Doctor of War & Sorrow

// Crossover Nexus //

Salem, Massachusetts 17th Century

Minister: Samuel Warren, you’ve been accused of being a witch. Are you guilty?

Samuel: Actually, your excellence, the correct term is Warlock

Minister: What?

Jury: What?

Minister: The name of the devil you serve is Warlock?

Samuel: No, the term for a male witch, which is also correctly known as Wicca, is Warlock.

Minister: …

Samuel: If you’re going to judge me for being a ‘witch’, the least you could do is learn the terms right.

Lets talk about villain Deku and fem Katsuki! Represent that Izuku was in love with Katsuki, in childhood and middle school. He admired her as a strong girl: she could stand up for herself and for others. But he also wanted to protect and take care of her… And now, when he became a villain, he had to fight with her. Oh damn, represent how hard it is for him, because he still loves her and wants to protect! And these chains of love for Katsuki, fetter and kill him hahaha…yeah. angst is my life (🎧Quok - Breathing)

We’re only finding out recently that a lot of animals have colors and patterns that we cannot see because they’re outside of our visual range. It calls to attention how much of the world we can’t experience because our senses are limited. When we shine UV lights on them, they glow pink or blue, but these are the colors that we CAN see…. they could be a bunch of different colors, which we SEE as all pink. It’s also interesting to consider that most of these animals are not aware of having glowing patches on their bodies…. isn’t it also possible that we have skin or hair patterns that were not aware of? . . (There is actually some research out there to support the idea that our own skin fluoresces as well and that there are gender differences in the pattern and glow.) Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER