Variusandmany - I Repost So I Don't Forget

Our local cinnamon roll is in search for a Dad, to apply you must be awesome and love the roll till death.

Or in other words, I am in deep hell where I search for a suitable Dad for Izuku (tho we all know everyone are good to be Dad for Izu), anyone got any other candidates? ;D Please share.

Cause while Izu has the Best Mom TM ->

Our Roll still needs a Dad, cause ->

We don’t know where this shithead is.

Hey I really liked the drunk hc of All Might and the others! Can you do the same for Tsuyu, Uraraka and Momo?

Ofc Tsuyu and the others best girls! Will be SFW since they’re children.

Tsuyu:

- Gets unbelievable shy. Will try to hide from you even if you are in a relationship.

- Can’t control her froggy nature. Tries to chase flies and hops around happily. Licks your face with her tongue and giggles. Wants to take a bath.

- Tries to get close to you but will be very weird. It’s too sweet though.

- Analyzes your whole behaviour. Will ask what you think about her, what you like about you, and so on. Actually just wants to hear that you love her but she’d never be that straightforward.

- Gets jealous pretty easy, but just becomes sad instead of telling you.

- Acts casual about it the next day. Is screaming inside and blushes everytime she thinks back about it. Doesn’t regret it tho. You’re her s/o after all, you are allowed to see every side of her.

Uraraka:

- Goes through different stages of being drunk. Starting with being overly excited and happy, then wants to fight anyone, and then cries. You’ll have to be very understanding.

- Laughs uncontrollably at things you say, even if you didn’t say anything funny. Will also blurt out weird noise randomly.

- Will give you weird nick-names.

- Has many needs. “Want food. Want cuddles. Make me laugh!”

- Struggles against you trying to cuddle her. She acutally wants to cuddle too, but it’s too fun to kick and poke you at the moment.

- Is very embarassed the next morning. Tries to avoid you. When you act cool about it, she’ll be very grateful. You’re loyal, endured her behaviour and donesn’t make fun of her after. She sees the relationship more serious now.

Momo:

- Will start drinking classy: Taste some wine, eat bread and cheese with it. You’ll feel like a total hobo when she knows all the names of the different wines.

- Gets depressed quick somehow. Tells you about her problems and how she’s feeling.

- Is even cuter than usually. Tries to comfort you and make many compliments. When you two order food, she’ll want to feed you.

- “You won’t leave me, right?” Has too low self-esteem. But if you tell her how wonderful she is, she’ll be a completely different person even when sober again.

- The next day will jump into your arms, telling you how relieving the evening was for her, and how she thinks it deepened your relationship. Will be cheerful and loving the whole time. You’re the perfect partner in her eyes right now.

Toranosuke Yoshida, aka Titan, has been revealed!!! Unlike the other Phantom Thief members, he prefers to not wield a firearm out of virtue. He’d rather use diplomacy to persuade shadows to join their plea. As for his melee weapon, he uses a shield that can be used to deflect attacks and be thrown as a discus. Yoshida also uses Agi/Phys skills.

His persona, Odysseus, was a man who appeared in both the Iliad and the Odyssey. In the former, he was a brilliant mind and was more analytical as a foil to Achilles. He is a voice of reason renowned for his self-restraint and diplomatic skills, being an eloquent speaker that can persuade even the most tenacious of people. He is also the genius behind the Trojan Horse (Which I incorporated into the design). 

In the Odyssey, it chronicled Odysseus’ adventure post Trojan War. One particular part showcased his cunning against the infamous Cyclopes, Polyphemus, where he outsmarted them and stole their sheep before escaping the island. The man goes through hell and back before returning to his wife in Ithaca and becoming king once more.

Coming into a fandom late

If you aren't be ready

because IT'S TIME TO DUEL!

Red vs Blue : Dark Souls edition

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

How would Frury, Lilith and Uriel react to finding a human who is currently fighting a rather large demon and just before they could intervene, assuming they wanted to, the human kills it? (This human would become their future S.o but you know. First impressions are important. XD) Thanks friend. :)

|| I’m sorry for how long this took to make, I’ve just bee really busy lately. I hope you don’t mind the scenarios being as long as they are either. I wanted to test my luck with typing out long responses. Enjoy! (btw Lilith is hard to write for!)||

Fury:

Fury looked worriedly on as she rushed to save the human, whip drawn and pulled taut between her fists. The Trauma was charging towards them and coming in fast, just a little too fast for her to get there in time.

Just as the Trauma reared and Fury pulled her whip back over her head, she heard the small human let out a blood curdling yell and she noticed it chuck a spear-like piece of shrapnel at the raging beast. It hit the Trauma full force in the throat, effectively slicing it open just enough to half-drown it in its own blood and bile. Fury stopped dead in her tracks, hands and whip falling down to her sides and a look of awe splashing against her pale face.

She watched you walk up to the writhing demon, rip the shrapnel out of it’s throat, and plunge it back in again and again. The more times you stabbed the more she was placed back into the reality of the situation.

Fury regained herself and walked over to the mess, trying to approach the situation as cautiously as she could, even speaking in low tones so as not to surprise the human.

“Human…”

You whipped your head around to see this tall woman with deep, wine colored hair. You assumed she was another monster to slay and you raised the shrapnel in front of yourself, brandishing it like a spear.

“Easy now, little one, it’s okay,” Fury raised her hands in caution.

“Who are you?” you asked, backing away slowly.

Fury gently grabbed the end of your weapon and gave it a little tug, signaling you to let go. You oblige, albeit a bit begrudgingly, no longer seeing her as a threat but still unsure of her intentions. She then placed it on the ground beside her, never breaking eye contact.

“There will be time to explain all of that later, now come with me.”

You wander off with Fury, the entire way explaining to her all that’s happened to you. She in turn tries to answer all the questions you have. There’s so much you have yet to learn and creatures much more menacing that litter your path.

Uriel:

Uriel surveyed the skies, flying low enough to see individual demons scattering along the ruined earth below. Ever since the Hunter incident she’d been careful to look closer just in case there were other survivors hiding from the demon spawn.

Soon enough she caught sight of a large Gore Claw swarming into a cramped alleyway to chase a small hooded figure.

A human!?

Uriel readied her halberd and nosedived, aiming for the figure. Her plan was to swoop in, pluck the human from the fray, and come back for the demon once the human was placed on a safe perch. However, the human had other plans.

You set up many booby traps that just lay waiting for the time when you needed to get out of a pinch or when a demon stupidly fell into one. All of that planning paid off when you found yourself ambushed by a horrific beast. You bobbed and wove under the rubble and through buildings to get to home base, a makeshift shelter in a part of town you knew well enough to booby trap. The alleyway you were currently running down had a small area of open ground that you’d filled with spikes and covered over in debris to make a trap hole. Thankfully you also made a small ramp that reached just far enough for you to jump over the trap and safely onto the other side.

The demon fell hard into the trap, shrieking as its body sunk onto the sharp pieces of metal shrapnel. It howled in pain for a short while and then grew quiet. The sound itself didn’t concern you, but rather how fast it died off. You, knowing better than to look back until you had the higher ground, just couldn’t resist a little peek into the hole just to be safe. 

Just as you prepared to take a quick glance at the carnage, a hand on your shoulder startled you, and in whipping your head around, you failed to notice the demon’s tail catch your leg to pull you in with it. It pulled hard, causing you to slip backwards with a shriek.

The hand that startled you reached out swiftly to catch you by the wrist and pull you from the trap where the demon’s mouth sat wide open to catch you and devour you whole.

You hadn’t expected to be snuck up on, and Uriel hadn’t expected you to be so clever as to lead the demon into such a basic trap. She pulled you into her waiting arms and you thrashed hard against her, trying to break free from her superhuman grip.

“Let me go!”

“Be still human,” Uriel held your arms to your side waiting for you to stop fighting her.

You eased after a time and calmed down enough to see that your attacker was not a demon, and not threatening to hurt you.

“Who are you?”

“I am Uriel of the Hellguard. I’m impressed with your fortitude, human,” she let her grip slacken a little before continuing, “now let’s take you to safety.”

Before you could protest, Uriel picked you up, holding you firmly to her chest, and launched from the alley back to her squadron, nearly knocking breath out of you. You were unsure of the situation, but were in no position to object.

Lilith:

Lilith heard there were some human’s still managing to survive on the ruined earth, and this piqued her interests greatly. It was rare that she’d had a human in her chambers, and she had little power to go and find some for herself, so she did the next best thing and resorted to bargaining with three of Samael’s remaining servants to help her gain access to one of the last survivors, and with her status, who were they to say “no”? 

Off went the troops she employed to retrieve her precious cargo from the Third Kingdom while she waited patiently in her chambers. She was hopeful that by the time a human had been brought to her, it wouldn’t be too badly injured to give her a little bit of fun.

Lilith watched through her magical hand mirror in amusement as the demons poked and prodded you into a corner. You were a hard one to catch and you looked to be giving them quite the bit of trouble. She could also see they were being rough with you, something she expected and even permitted to an extent. What she couldn’t have expected though was how dangerous humans could be: you, a tiny little human that looked like it barely reached her belly button in height, ferociously killed one of the phantom guard she had sent. All of it happening almost too fast for Lilith to react.

You pulled from your sleeve what looked to be a bone that was sharpened to a point on either side and jumped on the demon’s chest, driving it in deep, stabbing again and again roughly ten times before turning on the other two who were encroaching in on you.

“You want some of this!?” you shouted at them, brandishing your double ended bone knife. They looked at each other and snarled in agreement before turning to pounce on you. 

One of them caught you in the side before you could maneuver out of the way, and the taste of you blood on the air distracted them both for a moment. This gave you some time to hurl a crudely made smoke pellet into one of their faces, hitting square in the eyes. Both were mildly distracted by the fog with the mostly blind one attacking the other in the haze, providing some cover for you to hightail it out of there a safe distance away. But they would be after you soon enough, with the smell of your fresh blood giving them a clear trail to follow

Lilith reclined into her throne, a pleased smile playing at her lips.

Humans are such interesting creatures.

This unexpected game of cat and mouse appealed to her and she couldn’t wait to see who would win.

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

hc that toshinori makes terrible dad jokes (which inko finds hilarious), and mido just quietly suffers through their terrible sense of humor (tho its obviously not terrible all the time they do make good ones once in awhile hehe) but tldr midoriya has a giant database of these jokes because of them

[on twitter]

the dad jokes were too much for him