Variusandmany - I Repost So I Don't Forget

Could I get either a scenario or headcannons about Qrow finding out that he has a faunus daughter, around Ruby's age (or Yang's if it's more comfortable), from a past relationship that ended badly, so the mom never told him and also ended up dying when the girl was young. Then, when he meets her, she is one of those "rebel" kids at one of the academies. You know, tattoos, piercings, drinking, getting in fights cause she takes no shit from anyone, ect. Lol, I can almost see it!

-Well, first of all he would like to know how he never even heard about it for so long.

-Then he’ll want to catch up over a nice drink or two.

-He honestly doesn’t try to stop her from getting the tattoo’s, piercings, or from getting into any future fights. 

-He was the same way as a kid, and look how he turned out.

-Qrow will absolutely want to make up for lost time, though he’ll only come back into there lives unless they really want him there.

-If she say’s no, then he respects there wishes. Though he’ll always be there to protect his daughter, he’ll just let her live her own life. That means making her own mistakes and learning how to cope with them.

-Though he’ll lend a shoulder to cry on if it’s that bad.

-If she says yes, then he’ll have to pay a little visit to Tai for advice on how to handle a teenage daughter.

So… You wanna explore the Universe.

If you are reading this guide, then you and any potential peers want to leave the comfort and security of your warm mother star and expand into the cold, dark, and unforgivable void. A mistake, really, but I am not here to stop you; I am here to lay out some basic rules that you puny mortals must abide by.

Don’t ask questions you are not prepared to know the answer to.

There’s always bigger.

Never cross the Elder Gods.

Always remember rule 1.

Fusion based energy is your best friend. If you are still using fossil fuels then your species sucks. Period.

Speaking of fossil fuels, chemical based rockets suck. Try using space bending warp drives or quantum bridges. Light speed sucks, too.

It’s not a bad idea for your species to be genocidal xenophobic maniacs to everything but yourselves. Just make sure you have the firepower to back it up.

I highly recommend total unity within your species. If you are too busy fighting amongst yourselves, what are you going to do when Needledorp arrives?

Fear Needledorp.

Always remember rule 9.

If you find a desolate, rocky planet with the only inhabitant named “Frank”, avoid that planet at all costs. I don’t care if it’s rich in resources, just avoid it.

Some black holes are alive. They are aggressive. Do not pet the black holes.

It’s just like that, sometimes.

Make sure nothing is following you.

If you have an individual with psychic powers, expect them to go insane once they leave the confines of your mother star. Lock them up in a closet with a few markers and check up on them every once in a while. If they star my screaming about an entity named “Carol”, shoot them out the airlock. They will be the distraction.

Remember rule 1.

You are immortal until proven otherwise.

Any extraterrestrial rocks may have anomalous properties. Proceed with caution, or you may get space zombies or something.

Remember rule 13.

Make sure nothing is following you.

Violence may be an answer to a dispute with an extraterrestrial entity. Copulation is a last resort (control your thirst).

If bullets don’t work, punches will.

Remember rule 17.

Your objective: survive.

Babies are not food, they are weapons.

There are cheat codes.

Don’t ask about the cheat codes. Remember rule 1.

If the void is staring at you. Make it uncomfortable.

Avoid Frank. The anomalous one.

Remember rules 1, 2, and 3.

Healer + Ultra AU

Man, i worked on this idea for a while but there is something important i had completely forgotten about.

Fem!Deku’s hero name….

i’m completely blank on this

can some give me a good idea please?

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

A tree on fire after a lightning strike

The only way to put "Markarth" and "safe" in the same string of words in when you put "is not" in the middle

“Welcome to Markarth, safest city in the Reach.” Within ten minutes of arriving I’ve witnessed a murder, become caught up in a civil war, and found Molag Bal squatting in someone’s basement.

Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

I love whoever is running the Bandai Namco account