Tony Stark And Peter Parker Both Mourned Each Other Longer Than They Knew Each Other And That Fact Makes

Easily my favourite moment in Epic

Odysseus: You're going to call off that storm.

Poseidon: Or what? You can't kill me.

Odysseus: 🎶There are other ways of persuasion🎶

Poseidon: Are you going to penetrate me? 🥰👉👈

Odysseus: *picking up the trident* In a way, yes.

its binge watch gory horror movies night 👻!!

Stalker!Gaz who had never intended to stalk you, he was just worried when he noticed how you barely have any survival instinct.

Like how you like to take a long walk alone, at night, with earphones on blasting loud music. How you often forgot to lock your door or have your curtains wide open while you carelessly strut around half-naked in your flat. How you somehow could fall asleep in public transport, leaving you and your belongings vulnerable. Or when you missed the last bus and you just casually hitch-hike with a stranger (seriously? who did that anymore)- fortunately, that stranger was him. That was the only one good thing that came from your carelessness, him being able to know you.

..So he can't just leave you alone, can't he? he had to protect you, beat up every creep that had the audacity to whistle your way, resisting a facepalm when you simply whistled back in response.

He felt like some kind of unofficial (and illegal) guardian angel more than a stalker really. And he was sure you would never realize it.

At first he was discreet, watching you at a safe distance. But eventually, he found out that you were very annoyingly oblivious.

Eventually, he would just sit beside you on the bus everytime he followed you home, not knowing if he wanted to be pissed or smile when you fall asleep with your head leaning against his shoulder. You were lucky it was him, what if you fell asleep on a creepy man instead?

this is based on me.. one time when i live alone, my landlord scolded me for keep forgetting to lock my door, and i was legit didn't understand coz i had no valuables except for my empty wallet, my laptop and camera was kept at work. and he legit yelled 'youre the valuable' and i was like oohh

Friends:  Do some D&D art! Me:  Like this? 

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

Oh, you mutt....*sighs longingly*

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Okayyy now that thats out of the way, i just,,,, reslly needed to meow. :3

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

I think it's more stupidity than confidence, but oh well

Not sure who thought a half dozen human zombies would do the trick. You can be Usain Bolt if you like, won't matter if you're in a footrace with a space plane. Action Comics 665