My Dead Ass Bought 3 Sandwiches On Impulse -_-

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' seems satisfied]

good

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[I doubt they will harm your family they like watching them live far too much for that]

[they also like the shenanigans your brother gets up to! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 1,000 coins]

[pretty please with a cherry on top? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

My mom got her eyelashes done today and she looks weird as fuck (⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[not very healthy tho (;¬_¬)]

[But I'd be pretty hypocritical if I say anything about that o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if the offer for oranges is still open and that if they can have an orange?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

It would be so funny if someone wrote this from the fan's pov and we just see them going crazy with conspiracy theories about who this mystery guy could be

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is even more confused]

[but you're so pretty? Why is he out of your league? (‘◇’)?]

[also I think most teenagers nowadays don't talk like that anymore (・・。)ゞ]

[unless that's just my lack of social interaction ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit embarrassed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is glad you like the gift]

[a new constellation has entered the channel]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[hi!!! You probably don't know me but I frequent the other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' 's channel sometimes nice to meet you! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[it's my first time interacting with you so apologies if I'm a bit much (⁠^▽^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ]

[anyways! Since I gave this to the other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' I figured that it's only fair if I give it to you too! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

[happy belated birthday! Hope this drawing isn't too sloppy (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)]

No, I do know you since I visit the other me 's blog often.

Thank you for the gift.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is offended]

[if you're average then what am I? a cockroach? (￣■￣;)!?]

[also your K-pop Idol pretty at worst! And God level pretty at best! ٩( 💢•̀ з•́)و]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-