Spotify Revoked My Listening Rights

*the screen pops back behind cale*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they're pretty sure they're alive]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts and disagrees]

[of course I can! You just have to slice them up and bash them up real good ( っ`-´c)]

[but well I don't really like the skin of tomatoes so I'd probably skin it first before that (⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)]

[then I'll put the tomato in a big pot! And add water and salt and some more stuff to make soup! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[then I'd make scrambled eggs with the extra tomato bits! It's very tasty! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[but you guys kissed! That's how weddings are sealed! ( っ`-´c)]

[you have to marry him now because you kissed! Isn't that how it works? (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)]

[also can you please invite me? I've never been to a wedding before! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

I think you're asking too much of him joonghyuk (- – -;⁠)⁠ゞ

pls kim dokja listen to yoo joonghyuk

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is glaring at constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

it's different! we're meant to be eaten by kim dokja, so unless you cook my friend and feed it to kim-

wait no. get away from me, i just want to be eaten by that guy!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[but Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' doesn't like tomatoes tho ( っ`-´c)]

[ah! get back here I want to make tomato soup! 三っ•̀.̫•́)っ]

It's raining dog shit + I almost got hit by a car

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head in confusion]

[then how does it work? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[you think so? I got it in a convention today! They came as a set! (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)]

[AND! AND! They're double-sided as well! \(≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)/]

[isn't it cool? (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[look at what I bought today!!! (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)]

[isn't it cute? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[I have one of Incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk' and one of Dokkaebi 'Biyoo' as well! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[also happy birthday! Eat lots of yummy cake and have lots of fun! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

Where did you even get that? It is.. kind of cute. And thank you, I'll make sure to enjoy myself today.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if the offer for oranges is still open and that if they can have an orange?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

forced found family

congratulations to fyodor for becoming a single girl mom!