I Got Excited This Is So Cool What-

Was doomscrolling on tumblr and was reminded of this crossover- Then I realized I forgot to post one of my old animations and so here you go-

Invader Falls my beloved- Lowkey this animation was kinda cringe lol

I am now desperate to know Ford’s reaction upon being back in the Bill Can’t Lie AU.

I assume it’ll be a lot like canon- Except now he has to adjust to BILL CIPHER being confined to a literal magic 8 ball- Which Stan is FAR TO LAX about- But he tries not to think about it and instead prioritizing the whole rift situation. He does later tell Dipper not to trust Bill- Stuff like that.

Sorry I was just envisioning Stan attempting to juggle the 8 ball and ford is just like STOP STOP-

This is the best I’m wheezing this feels so canon-

what if the pines family were cursed to have constantly terrible love lives.

like Filbrick pissed on some ancient enchantress so bad that she decided to curse the bloodline. That’s why no pines can get a date that lasts.

wrote this a while ago on the tube. Please steal the idea and run with it. Idk if I’m gonna…

The love curse

Dipper wanted to ask Pacifica Northwest out. They’d been friends for 4 years, texted all the time, and they kept having these intimate moments that ended in awkwardness. Pacifica even said she’d be upset if Dipper dated someone else! It was practically a done deal.

Except every time he tried to ask her out, something went comically wrong. The first time, at the beginning of the summer, dipper was about to ask, when Stan came out completely naked. Apparently, he’d pissed off a gang of pixies, who kept stealing Stan’s clothes as he was putting them on. Needless to say, it ruined the moment.

The second time, they were at the lake. It was just Dipper and Pacifica, a nice quiet day. But just as the sun was setting and Dipper was about to ask, the Gobblewonker decided to take a bite out of the boat, and they had to swim to shore. The gobblewonker barely came out in the day! It was absurd!

Then there was the time with the gnomes, that one time a piano fell out of nowhere, when Ford accidentally set the stanleymobile on fire, when that witch decided to turn pacifica into a tapeworm… it was frankly ridiculous how many things kept getting in their way. After the 27th time, Dipper had had enough.

“I don’t get it, Mabel!” Dipper said, pacing around their room, “Yesterday, i tried to ask her out and I was STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!  It wasn’t even raining! It’s like I’m cursed or something!”

Mabel was dressing up waddles as she considered this. “maybe you ARE cursed, dip!”

Dipper stopped pacing and turned to Mabel.

“OF COURSE! That’s the ONLY. Possible explanation! Someone or something must be pissed that I’m trying to ask Pacifica out!” Dipper resumed his pacing. “But who…”

Mabel looked at dipper with wide eyes. “I have an idea, dipper! The Woodstick Festival is back in town next week, and guess who’s going to be there” Mabel shoved a poster in Dipper’s face. He grabbed it and then looked at Mabel.

“The love god? Doesn’t he hate you for stealing his potion or something?”

Mabel waved him off.

“Pffft water under the bridge, brother. We can ask him for advice on whatever love curse you got!”

So the next day, the two went looking for the Love God. It wasn’t hard, they just had to follow the trail of kissing teens to greasy’s. They sat opposite from him, uninvited, and gave him a look.

“Ah, you kids looking for some love?” Love god said. Dipper glared, and Mabel stuck out her hand.

“Hi, I’m Mabel! Big fan of your work!”

“I know you! You stole my love potion!”

Mabel looked away sheepishly. “ uh… sorry about that. I realised it was a bad idea pretty quick. Anyway my brother needs your help!”

Love god turned to look at Dipper. He gave him a charming grin. “How can I help you, kid! You seem like you would be into …” Love God closed his eyes and wiggled his fingers, “…lumberjacks and mean girls. I can do that in a heartbeat, just say the word!”

Dipper blushed. “Um no thanks, mr Love God. Actually I think I’m cursed.”

“Ahh” replied Love God, “I see what’s going on. Look, kid, it’s normal for boys your age to feel like you’re cursed when It comes to lo-“

“Like actually cursed! Not just bad at talking to women!” Said dipper. The love god gave him a strange look. 

“Kid I’m telling you, it’s probably nothing.”

Dipper sighed. “Can you just check! Please, then we’ll leave you alone.”

The love god sighed and held out his hand. Warily, dipper took it. Love God sprayed some blue liquid onto dippers face and waved his arms around. He looked confused, so he did it again. And again. He then let go of dipper’s hand.

“What is it?” Asked dipper. Love God ignored him and turned to Mabel.

“Give me your hand…”

Mabel offered it and Love god did the same to Mabel. He gave both of them a grave look.

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“Our bloodline is cursed?!” Cried Ford at dinner that night. 

“That’s what the love god said” dipper said with a sigh, “cursed to have terrible love lives.”

“Honestly, that explains some things” said Stan.

“The worst part” cried Mabel, “is that we can’t break it without figuring out who cast it! How am I supposed to find the perfect boyfriend like this!” She cried into the table. Ford got a look of consideration on his face, before he pulled out the second journal.

“Don’t worry kids, we can summon the person who cast the curse with this Curse Tracing spell I found in the 70s! It will bring them here, and then we can demand they break it!”

So half an hour later, the Pines’ were standing in a circle, chanting something in Latin.

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the idea I had was that the Pines (read: Stan) have to reconcile with all their exes before the curse is lifted. I think it would be funny. But please! Steal the idea! Make it your own! I want other people’s ideas constantly.

So BASICALLY my version of the Relativity Falls AU goes as follows- To start with, I DO NOT SWAP THE PERSONALITIES OF THE CHARACTERS. Any changes in personality is purely based off of how they as characters would react to their situations. It really ticks me off when people go about this AU by just copy pasting the personality of the character they swap with, instead of actually having them act how they would as themselves- If that makes sense. Another thing to note is that NOT ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGE SWAPPED. Mostly for conflict purposes and to ensue SOME things remain along the path of canon. For instance, Stan and Fords parents in canon are now Dipper and Mables parents in this AU. Vice versa. Of course, most characters ARE age swapped to avoid weirdness if you catch my drift- But that’s a big one. “Roles” of characters have also shifted, and not set ins stone. For example, while in this AU CANDY is the fiddleford character who goes crazy, she is also sometimes the Abuelita character, or the Soos character, and so on. Or with Stan and Ford, they are not bound by how Dipper and Mable acted in canon. Sometimes in scenarios concerning episodes/chapters, Ford is more Mableish and Stan is more Dipperish. ALSO- Mable and Dippers relationship here is a lot less toxic than Stan and Fords in canon. Or at least, it’s a different sort of toxic. For instance, Dipper goes with Mable when she gets kicked out of the house- Under different circumstances of course- And Dipper is much less inclined to hold a grudge with her. In fact, in this AU Mable is constantly dependent on Dipper who sacrifices a lot for her, causing major guilt on Mable’s half. She wants Dipper to put himself first sometimes, and Dipper is confused why Mable won’t just accept help. They are too codependent on EACHOTHER- It’s sort of funny how their main issue is they love EACHOTHER too much or whatever. Which brings us to the main big bad- Not BILL in this AU, as he ends up getting killed whilst trying to show off the stars- And instead, the demon issue is his parents, Scalene and Euclid. Or at least in this AU, a creepy Frankenstein-esc FUSION known as CONNIE. And instead of whatever toxic relationship Ford and Bill had in canon, Connie is more of a toxic adoptive/mentor who takes advantage of the twins parental issues. It’s pretty silly, especially since being possessed by Connie has a lot more detrimental properties on the body than in canon with bill. (A human body can only hold so many souls… Let alone 2 at the same time. Get possessed by Connie for too long, and the human body just may… Split apart.) lots of silly swaps, and different dynamics I like a lot. For instance, Ford has issues with Preston Northwest when he’s forced to be the rich kids friend who only befriends “The best and most unique- A cut above the rest” or something like that. Stanley also has sibling issues with Ford, ESPECIALLY during weirdmaggeddon when Ford gets his bubble and let’s just say- Stan takes his weird smart double A LOT MORE PERSONALLY. Even in this AU, these goobers get hurt a lot. Also, I can’t get the imagery of when Dipper returns from the portal out of my mind- With them running to hug eachother instead of instant violence. I love all of them. Also, Pacifica runs the diner and may I say… Mabifica? Except they’re old. Loads more fun stuff, but that’s the basic points I wanted to highlight. Personalities haven’t changed, and if they do it’s purely based off how their environments have changed. Ford is a bit less self conscious about his fingers- Because as far as the time period goes- People are bit more welcoming of odd features. In fact, at home he’s pretty popular. Stanley is far more artistically inclined as he was never put off and is overall very creative. Mable used to be a hippy- And let’s just say at some point Dipper had to save her from a crazy hippy cult which leads to them reuniting and living together at the cottage. It’s a curiosity cottage in this universe. Bud gleefuls wife in canon has a creepy crush on Stan- AND MORE!!!!

Hehehehehhehegcbdjadbdbs waiting patiently lol

So, yep, got my "few days of satisfaction", so namedropping the title, at the same time making a masterpost and tags for existing parts - and back to working on...

The Three Ford Problem.

(I once mentioned "As loud as you can play" - that was the same idea, as in Musical Theory it is basically FFF - triple Forte. But the story wouldn't go in Musical Theory at all, so.... Now it's double play on Sherlock Holmes AND science terminology).

Quick summary: My take on Backupsmore timeline AU. Ford, almost ready to graduate from BMU, gets the call from Stan, Stan goes to visit him and... well, that's the story. Of feelings, building and rebuilding relationships and slowly setting the scene for... Heh, who knows what for?

Part 1 (intro) / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9

Part 10 - in progress

(Btw, i'm keeping the Summary of "The Tale of Moronic Duo and One Completely Sane Man". It's still the most accurate description at this point and probably would be until the very end)

Special thanks to Shanklin and Cavy-the-dragon for being my focus group on this AU!

Upd. Added the Summary for potential new targets readers.

DANDADAN DOODLES It’s just Momo and Okarun cuz I’m still figuring out how their darn hair works. What I’ve learned? Just wing it till it look semi canon. MOMOS STUPID BANGS ARE EVIL I CANT WITH HER- but this is what happens when you binge read an entire manga in a day. Help.

SPOILERS FOR 3 BUCK STAN AU AFTERMATH-

DONT WATCH IF YA DONT WANT THE ENDING SPOILED-

I couldn’t help but post this one- Character growth! This is set during the aftermath of 3 buck Stan AU and idk if you noticed- But it ends with Bill in Theraprism. Of course, you still won’t know HOW that happens and what leads up to it- But this gives some insight as to how Ford and Bill’s relationship in this AU played out. It’s very silly. I am not sorry. Nothing too crazy, I LOVE ALL OF THEM MEHAHAHAHA-

Part 1 of my stupid little comic I made for my stupider lil RELATIVITY FALLS AU lolz

I ADORE THIS SO MUCH AGGSDBCJEJS

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

Imagine this- Invader Zim, except Zim is genuinely just a senial old man and Dib is just a delusional kid.

Dib, who is just SO CONVINCED that there’s no way this old guy is human. And he comes to visit the retirement home all the time just to “foil Zim’s evil plans” when in reality all Dib is doing is stopping the old man from like- Escaping or causing old people havoc. Dib is lowkey still neglected in this universe, but like his dad isn’t some crazy famous scientist. I think he just works a really good position for like- Microsoft or something- So a little less weird than canon yk? As for Dibs weird alien claims on Zim- The old man lowkey just lets it progress just to fuck around with the kid.

And Zim? Well personality wise he basically the same. He might be like- An old war veteran who’s in denial about his so-called “Feats” in the army- And thinks his pals still wanna hang out with him when in reality their all either dead or total assholes to him. So he’s not THAT different- So Dib and Zim still have that kind of banter, And it’s the same sort of cat and mouse bond that they share in canon, although a whole lot more wholesome in some aspects.

There’s also Gir, who is Zims grandnephew who he basically treats like a little slave but it’s kinda adorable. And the nurses of the home find it sweet that the 12 year old Dib takes time out of his day to visit the old kook- who basically lost almost all his family a long time ago. (Also, the distraction is quite a spectacle) there would be other characters introduced- But the main basis is that mostly Irkens are now just old people in the home- Like Skoodge, Tak, Red and Purple etc. stuff like that. I just thought this would be silly tbh. Bro really has beef with an old man, what a loser lol-

Best part is, you can’t ship them in this AU unless you wanna make it creepy- And why would you? lol might be controversial but here I am.

Tidbit:

Gaz: Maybe the reason nobody wants to talk to you is because your only friend is an old guy who smells like sweaty beans and bleach.

Dib: He is NOT my friend! He is my SWORN ENEMY!

Gaz: That’s even worse.

Some crappy doodles to accompany this goofiness, pardon my handwriting it is in fact hot garbage-