Volantenjunger - Rawrs

broke: shockwave drinks through his face

woke: shockwave drinks by sticking his cannon into things and using it like a straw

Put yours in the tags.

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

Far-fetched Sonic AU idea based on a dream I had last night!!!

Once upon a time, a god came to exist. A fierce deity of wind, which took on the name of Anemoi.

He was always fond of mobians, and spent much of his time in their presence, befriending them and lending a hand, but also playing tricks on occasion, as he was a playful one. He was prideful, sometimes pompous, but also kind.

His affinity to mobians turned out to be his doom. A certain group, who wanted to harness the power of a god, chose him as their target, due to his frequent visits. He’s been ambushed.

Here, his pride was his downfall, as instead of leaving, when there was a chance, he stood and fought. While a god can easily level an army, his empathy prevented him from doing so, and thus he was overwhelmed by the hundreds of people trying to get to him. They brought arrows imbued with spells, that upon contact, seeped the energy of the stricken.

Once struck with the thousandth arrow, Anemoi broke apart into pieces.

Among those pieces, were the Chaos Emeralds, shards of his power; an unknown stone, a shard of his immortality; and a blue hedgehog, a shard of his body, who died upon hitting the ground.

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Yeah it’s Sonic. The gist is that Anemoi, due to interacting with mobians for millennia, became one in mind, and chose to take on a form that looked like one. (primal gods like him were born of chaos, and thus had absolutely no relation to mobians physically. They could change their look at will, but in mind and thought they were completely other, though that could change with influence)

Upon his body splitting, that mobian part of his mind turned into a regular mortal, turning his disguise into a true body, and it looked a lot like Sonic.

Due to a part of his immortality still residing in the body though, he continued to be reincarnated* through lifetimes in a form really similar to his original one, with a similar personality, though with minor differences here and there.

And thus eventually Sonic was born! and became the hero of Mobius. He has absolutely no recollection of his past lives, including Anemoi’s. The emeralds, as former pieces of him, are the most stable when in Sonic’s possession.

* All souls reincarnate. The difference between Sonic and others is that Sonic always looks and becomes more or less the same, while others will become someone completely different. It’s restraining in a way.

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

20% is better than 0%.

Brushing your teeth at least once every day is better than none at all.

A few hours of sleep is better than none.

A few minutes outside for fresh air is better than none.

Writing a few paragraphs of the essay today is better than procrastinating till later.

Doing something is better than nothing (of course there is exception for some cases).

Do things at a pace which makes you comfortable whilst allowing you to make progress.

You can do this!

Evil dude that's way in over their head: We will take over this "Ghost Zone" and from there use it as a base to take over the rest of the multiverse!

Danny: umm yeah okay but you're gonna have to talk with the Ghost King about that.

Evil dude: Whose the Ghost King???

Danny, the crown of fire suddenly appearing over his head: Me

4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins.”

The nurse tells the second man: “Congratulations you’re having triplets.”

The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the 3M company.”

The nurse tells the third man: “Congratulations You’re having quadruplets.”

The third man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence i work at the 4 seasons hotel.”

The fourth man is screaming and banging his head on the wall

The nurse asks him: “What’s wrong?”

He responds: “I screwed up, i work at 7UP”

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