Literally Me When Ford

Hehehegrgeehegwgw love you too pookie

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE THINK HAVING A CRUSH ON OLDER CHARACTERS IN FICTION IS WEIRD? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON BOARD WHEN IT CAME TO STANFORD PINES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE NOW??"

Happy Summerween everybody, just spent most of my time imagining scenarios with Ford on this spooktastic day

Playing a special game of DD&MD filled to the brim with horrifying puzzles and monsters, going out trick-or-treating with the niblings, studying the Summerween Trickster together, and finally; ending the day off by watching horror movies and eating candy, falling asleep in his arms.

God, I am HOPELESS... 😞💔

GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A YAP SESSION TO A ARTIST WHO CREATED A CHARACTER I REALLY LIKE AS AN ASK AND DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ANONYMOUS, I'M COOKED 😭

FYM THE BARFING GNOME GETS A DOORABLES FIGURINE BUT FORD DOESN'T? Look I get it, the barfing gnome is a funny joke that the fandom enjoys, BUT GIVE MY HUSBAND THE SPOTLIGHT GODDAMNIT— THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIS SCREENTIME TOO 😞

He's a major part of the lore, he's an INCREDIBLY BUILT character (imo because some might disagree but idc), he's ADORABLE (again, imo), AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA HAVE STAN MERCH BUT NOT HAVE FORD MERCH? THEY'RE TWINS, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE HALF OF A PAIR AND SHOVE ROBBIE OR GIDEON OR THAT FUCKASS BARFING GNOME IN THE OTHER HALF'S PLACE. It's just not right! You can't have Stan without Ford, and you can't have Ford without Stan.

End of my rant... maybe.

chat I genuinely don't know if Bill Cipher is after my ass for having Journal 3, attempting to get Book of Bill, AND try writing my own journal... or if I just have really shitty luck because wtf is going on with me this year??

Stanford Pines I'm gonna need your knowledge and/or your blessing here soon enough, I might be in some deep shit just for all of this 😭🙏

Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines

UPDATE: I think Bill is after me. Had the worst nightmare after MONTHS of dreamless rest. Gonna read Journal 3 for some help, wish me luck fellow Gravity Falls fans. Ad astra per aspera! -M

chat I've been making my own journal out of nowhere after listening to the Gravity Falls theme on loop for 3-4 hours, how screwed am I

Hello hello, Gravity Falls enthusiasts, you'll never believe what today is! (and no, it's not Book of Bill day yet)

It's the special day of Yours Truly, who is currently enjoying a *very* tasty Birthday Breakfast of chocolate chip waffles and Captain Crunch cereal, with my Stanford plushie :P

"Why are you eating something so unhealthy?", you ask? BECAUSE LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO OVERTHINK OVER YOUR BREAKFAST CHOICES! The USA is already going through a recession and a potential boring dystopian era, I can do whatever the hell I want 💅

Just because you're growing old, doesn't mean you have to grow up! Does that ring any bells for ya? >;3