Grunkle Stan: "Dipper you were supposed to aim for the HEAD, ya dimwit, you missed him by an *earshot*!"
Dipper: "Grunkle Stan I'm sorry, I-I just- it doesn't feel right to shoot a guy-"
Grunkle Stan: "Jesus fucking christβ alright alright, *I'm* shooting next time and it's NOT gonna barely scrape his Cheeto-colored ass."
Mabel: "Why not ask Grunkle Ford to do it?"
Ford: "Do you really want a knock at the shack's door from the government *again*, Stanley? Unbelievable."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE THINK HAVING A CRUSH ON OLDER CHARACTERS IN FICTION IS WEIRD? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON BOARD WHEN IT CAME TO STANFORD PINES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE NOW??"
Happy Summerween everybody, just spent most of my time imagining scenarios with Ford on this spooktastic day
Playing a special game of DD&MD filled to the brim with horrifying puzzles and monsters, going out trick-or-treating with the niblings, studying the Summerween Trickster together, and finally; ending the day off by watching horror movies and eating candy, falling asleep in his arms.
God, I am HOPELESS... ππ
This is exactly how they were finally able to pass the tiktok ban after trying for 3 years. And this is exactly what I was worried about them trying as a result. Again, all info and resources for fighting KOSA are in the pinned post on my page. Plz spread the word. Even if you don't live in america, Share this with any american friends and mutuals you have. We can still fight this bill we still have a chance at stopping it just like we have in the past. The only reason it hasn't passed yet is because we keep fighting it. Don't forget that. make sure your reps and senators don't know a moment of peace
I REMAIN TRIUMPHANT, I LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAYβΌβΌ
holy shit Florida is getting massacred right now, I should know because I live in it
chat I've been making my own journal out of nowhere after listening to the Gravity Falls theme on loop for 3-4 hours, how screwed am I
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Goddamn I want my birthday to be here already, literally gotta wait until like near the end of July for it... sigh π
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He's fine, I didn't actually cook him! No Stanfords were hurt making this photo!
Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines