Uhhhhhhmmmmm.........

If anyone's been wondering "hey Willow where have you been? It's been a while since we've heard from you" then this is the post you'd wanna see. I.. honestly forgot about Tumblr for a while + people calling me a "basic vanilla bitch" for sharing my distaste for Billford kinda made me want to avoid it for a while, BUT I'm thinking of coming back because honestly? Letting people have the satisfaction of making me shy away from this place over an opinion is kinda dumb, and I wanna check on a few people I know on this platform, sooooooo... wahoo? I guess??

You'll be getting more posts from me now AND I'm outting myself as a cringey person- pretty sure you already knew that though. Oh well! See you goobers soon :P

we should blow up the White House guys

just saying.

Happy Summerween everybody, just spent most of my time imagining scenarios with Ford on this spooktastic day

Playing a special game of DD&MD filled to the brim with horrifying puzzles and monsters, going out trick-or-treating with the niblings, studying the Summerween Trickster together, and finally; ending the day off by watching horror movies and eating candy, falling asleep in his arms.

God, I am HOPELESS... 😞💔

You made me sob over him again for the thousandth time. Thank you.

DogDay deserved better, change my mind.

chat I've been making my own journal out of nowhere after listening to the Gravity Falls theme on loop for 3-4 hours, how screwed am I

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

UPDATE: I think Bill is after me. Had the worst nightmare after MONTHS of dreamless rest. Gonna read Journal 3 for some help, wish me luck fellow Gravity Falls fans. Ad astra per aspera! -M

Opinion: I don't like Fiddauthor. I HATE Billford. I don't like Gideabel. I absolutely DESPISE Billdip. Wendip is a little... odd. And I can't STAND Mabill or Pinecest or Stancest.

Before you say "you're just being the fun police womp womp" POLITELY STFU. IT'S CALLED AN OPINION AND I CAN HAVE ONE.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE THINK HAVING A CRUSH ON OLDER CHARACTERS IN FICTION IS WEIRD? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON BOARD WHEN IT CAME TO STANFORD PINES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE NOW??"

You guys remember when I was procrastinating over the idea of Bill Cipher actually existing and haunting me because I had the journal, right? And how I stopped posting much about the incidents because they stopped occurring after a month, right??

WHAT THE FUCK.

THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY ROTTEN. I ALMOST ATE THAT. WHAT RHE FUCK. How do I ward this triangular asshole away from me? WHAT WOULD FORD DO IF BILL WAS POTENTIALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR HIM??