Apex Mikey And April

hes trying to make you explode with his mind

This app is a fucking prison.

The difference between Epic Hermes and PJO Hermes will never not be funny

i think a 7 year old girl could kill any transphobe. imagine telling a 7 year old girl she's not as strong as the boys around her because she's a girl, she'd rip your organs out in less than a second. have you ever seen what happens when a teacher says "i need a strong boy to carry this thing"?? have you never seen a small child carry four times her body weight with a smile on her face just to spite someone???? i think kids should be allowed to kill tbh

No home-brought weapons, no outside friends, only inhate abilities, and they have to survive at least 5 nights to win

Sherman Potts! Ex-Janitor turned into Shrimpo’s handler!

@flygutzz had an idea that shrimpo’s handler was this sweet old man who used to be the janitor that shrimpo just followed around bc he always had a bucket of water with him. Eventually, every handler for shrimpo couldn’t handle his anger so they just promoted sherman, the sweet old man, to be shrimpo’s handler.

Shrimpo still comtinues his hateful tirades, but is relatively mellow when he’s with sherman! He usually has no comment about him, which is progress! (:

your such a pretty pretty kittay!!!!!

@thebadchoicemachine

Ahem.

I stayed up making these, you better use them

Only if you want to ofc 😇

Crossover Crackship

Percy Jackson x Epic!Telemachus

Specifically because of the DRAMA it would create

Poseidon & Odysseus: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Percy & Telemachus: But father I love him 🥺!

I don't give a shit if it's stupid it's my crackship and I like it

HATSUNE MIKU?! IS THAT YOU?