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Wallace, after pulling a charming attractive rich boy who's also a Hoenn champion

Lance: Nice rock.

Steven: Thanks! Cynthia gave it to me.

Cynthia: I threw it at you!

Steven: Isn't she the sweetest?

I aM thIS CLOsE to maKinG a Team Magma and Aqua Steven and Wallace AU

opinions or thoughts or suggestions?

Oh what's that? You DIDN'T stay up all night, 0 sleep reading Originshipping fics? Nice! That'd ruin your sleep schedule! Good on you! :D

*chugs second coffee*

Me?... nnnope...

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You finish up a dinner of filay minion at Hoenn's fanciest restaurant. You turn around, and he is there. What do you do?

I've complained about this before and I'll do it again, I am very disappointed and sad about the lack of Wallace merch out there. All I want is a little keychain for my work keys, so when I'm having a bad day or stressful day I can look at him and give myself an ounce of serotonin to get me through my day.

If there are any artists who make acrylic keychains and are open to commissions, let me know! I will pay extra if I have to

C'mon, pokemon Fandom, don't just favorite the new trainers 😭

WALLACE NO-

;-;

Archie: Any last words?

Wallace: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

every day i wake up create the freak of nature and go to bed

I desperately need you to know that's a piccolo Wallace is playing. Not a flute. Flutes are bigger.

haha, yeah

i googled it a while back and spent an hour trying to figure it out due to late night thoughts. then i fell asleep and forgot to mention it

thank for the reminder!