Yaoi

most of the time i draw people with bushy eyebrows and big brown eyes so it's no wonder i love drawing wilson......

who’s pussy is this? (said with genuine confusion)

i actually do think house and wilson should go on a big romantic weekend in the poconos but they joke about doing it purely as an experiment to see if they actually do fall in love, because everyone else already thinks they are but they swear they aren't, and they planned it while super drunk and made several huge, non-refundable deposits so they kinda have to see it through to the end. so they go, and they can't stop laughing at everything, and it feels awkward and silly and they can't take anything seriously because everything is covered in rose petals and candles and they keep getting served champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. there's no way they're in love!! they can't even soak in the heart-shaped hot tub together without arguing!! so they ditch the final night of their reservation and hit up the casino and a club, where they do end up fucking in a dirty bathroom stall where the door doesn't even lock. turns out reckless gambling and doing bodyshots off bartenders is the romantic push they need

my inbox is always open for fic prompts btw

i urge you to move swiftly while the hilson hyperfixation still has me in a death grip

rip house, you would’ve loved buzzfeed quizzes

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

Do y'all think House pops random boners when Wilson is mean to him.. like when Wilson sawed through House's cane I coulda SWORN I saw House get turned on in that very moment. I need to see Wilson slapping tf outta House only for House to nearly cum in his pants

Oh my lord what are you staring at James Wilson?? And with that smile?? Hello??

imagine being wilson's wife (one of them anyway) and having to explain to your accountant that the tens of thousands of dollars in daily expenses from your joint bank account are your husband buying 1-3 meals per day for his codependent friend