*holding You Close As You Bleed Out*

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

It cracks me up that Wilson is canonically really good in bed He had all there wives say to House’s face he only cared about you House but dick game was CRAZY

house in his cunty turtlenecks (1 | 2)

umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

wilson knew house would mooch his food so he already prepared a spoon for him before house does anything

House M.D. | 8x20 Post Mortem

Robert Sean Leonard by Josh Hamilton, early 90s.

thinking about years of everyone arguing "are house and wilson fucking or not" and the thing that finally reveals them is house's medical records listing his legal name as Gregory Wilson because of course he got it legally changed away from his father's name immediately after they had their quickie wedding in niagara falls in '05 but it's not his fault he already built a career as House yknow. so now it's his stage name. like a magician or drag queen