But What If It Was All A Dream

Joy is stored in the wildly inaccurate Halloween skeleton

I swear… “but you don’t need a device with a headphone jack, your headphones are Bluetooth”. They’re only Bluetooth when I can’t be bothered to carry my devices around and I don’t have pockets. The rest of the time they’re hooked up to my devices using the HEADPHONE JACK.

pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

Ooooooor…. Hear me out here. They lay in their death bed barely brushing each other and wake up curled up cozy together in the afterlife :)

anyone ever just want to write a scene where two lovers are on their death beds and as they reach to hold the other’s hand, their fingers gently brush as one falls still forever, the other reaches out again, their hand just falling short of their lover as they too get swept away into the darkness and they are forever frozen with their hands an iota away from each other never to be held again?

Yooooo this looks neat!!!

I updated the refs of these guys for my rock AU! I loved how it turned out

With this ref I’m also including snatcher :0

He’s the band manager

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

:0

He’s just trying his best and going on little adventures. 💚

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!