KILLING Myself Jesus (bobby) Christ

Waiting for my husband (ao3) to came back from war (being down) with our beautiful children (fics i was about to read)

they wore a couples costume. and it was EDDIE’S idea!!

while you were saying Bobby Nash is dead I was studying the blade the backwards blurry script page in Jennifer Love Hewitt's instagram story from April 1st and recreating it semi successfully. revised formatted sides that existed in Oliver Stark and Aisha Hinds' possession also and had these words that may vary and others on it. well anyways! probably just a big old prank right :)

Those Two Firefighters refernce???!!

something about those two firefighters...

Literally my thought process throughout those scenes. I was like „oh no is it just going to be bucktommy again“ and then „COMPETITION???????“

this bit of my episode reaction notes is so funny

Buck: Thank you for having me, Diazes.

Helena: Friends of our son are always welcome.

Ramon: What's the big news you wanted to talk to us about, Eddie?

Eddie, holding Buck's hand: Mom, dad, I'm gay, and Buck and I are getting married.

Helena: What?!

Ramon: I didn't raise you to be like this!

Eddie: Funny, I didn't think you raised me at all.

Guys i am so sorry for ever doubting you. I hereby formally apologise because BUDDIE IS 100% HAPPENING THIS SEASON.

Eddie posts this on reddit and doesn’t understabd why people keep telling him his beyt friend is in love woth him

My name is Eddie Diaz and last week, my best friend who I adore and who's been my rock and my lifeline for seven years, who offered me more love and unconditional support than anyone sabotaged me because he had big feelings about my move and I said something to strangers I was trying to sell my house to that set him spiraling. I didn't even know he was listening.

He retracted his support and replaced me with a dog. Me. And okay, I already think I'm a horrible person and I'm literally battling with myself right now because I am a horrible father and I can't let my son, my world, grow up without me so I'm going back to the worse city on earth and leaving behind my life and any sense of identity I found for myself in seven years.

I leave him behind. My best friend who's literally been the other half of me since the day we pulled a grenade out of a guy (super badass).

BUT HE REPLACED ME WITH A DOG. And he was so distant. He didn't even tell me about the dog and whoo? We say everything to each other.

He outed me (not like that)

But he wouldn't yell at me. And okay, if he wants to be hurt, and ruin the last good days we got together. I am all for it. It hurt less to choose my son if I can push him away. So I pushed him away.

I tried. For like 5 min.

But he didn't yell back. And then all our friends were there.

He's subletting my house now. Because he's choosing my son too, he knows that I'll always choose my kid, and he's happy I finally take it upon myself to mandle things with my baby.

He did that for me.

He did that for me.

What am I going to do without him?

Me before watching Logan: this is such a great idea im going to have so much fun! :D

Me after watching Logan: What if i kms huh, what then. Tell me.

“Daddy” you say? “Dad”? Well fuck me i guess. Ran out of tissues bc of you young girl.

Peter Parker is so adoptable. “Oh you mean adaptable-“ NO.

First up we got the classic irondad/spiderson dynamic. ICONIC. Can have you punching wholes in the walls with the amount of FEELS and FLUFF and, of course, ANGST. 10/10, great way to get started. BUT. We’ve barely even scratched the surface.

My other personal favourite: Matt Murdock AKA Daredevil adopts Peter. Bonus points if it’s after No Way Home, the emotional hurt/comfort potential is IMMENSE. I just. I love that shit. I eat it up every time. GIMME!!!

Next up, one I did not think would work, but it ABSOLUTELY DOES: Bucky Barnes adopts Peter. Currently reading a fic called Anatomy In Reverse by pansley on ao3, and lemme tell ya im OBSESSED. I did not think there was potential there, BUT BOY WAS I WRONG. (Lovely fic, would 100% recommend it btw)

Oh and did you think Peters adoptableness only reached until the confinements of the MCU? THINK AGAIN. Cuz the Batfam is NOT ABOVE ADDING SPIDERS TO THE BATS AND BIRDS!! You think Batman has an adoption problem, you’ve clearly never seen the amount of fics of Nightwing adopting Peter. (I guess it runs in the family. Also, Dark Matter anyone??)

And these are just the ones I’ve come across! It’s like if you feel like writing parent-child dynamics in the mcu - or even outside of it, jesus! - you just get yourself a ready-to-adopt Peter Parker, maybe kill of some more of his parental figures i guess, and boom! You got yourself an adoptee!