Monster Aficionado Crow

Oh your blorbo is your precious baby?

Mine is my little chewtoy. I just wanna bite him over and over again and grind him between my teeth and drool while he squeaks and squeals all high pitched.

that scene in ep. 3 when marc and layla are in the car driving out to the middle of the desert in the middle of the night. that scene where marc is changing. that scene is gender.

Ryan fucking Bergara, who usually murmurs “I am not my fear, I am stronger than my fear” during paranormal investigations, really just investigated the whole goddamn hobo hill house on his own while eating microwaved popcorn. What a character developement, to be honest.

our ancestors would be proud

the system getting their ears pierced

marc, and who hates the idea: if you do this, i’m not gonna buy us another fish

steven, whose idea it was: oh, come on. it’ll look nice. and it can’t be that bad

also steven: *immediately letting marc take control after the needle hits his skin*

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

made sense at first at least

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let the soft animal of your body KILL KILL ATTACK KILL WITH YOUR TEETH RIP IT WITH YOUR TEETH YOUR TEETH

y’all my tumblr is slacking. i had to find out from tiktok that DAVID TENNANT IS THE DOCTOR AGAIN

WTF

Pretty fucked up that queer people’s emotional development is usually like

0-12: childhood

12-22: t̷̬̳̫̜̬͙̯̝̤͌̇h̷̗̾̃̂̓̿̚̕̚ͅͅë̴̡̙̟͚͖͖̟́ ̶͙̲̱͍̝̔̔̾̾́d̴̛̫͚̳̫̈́̐̒̀̏̑̀͝ä̶̯͔͓͇̮̱̠͉́̓̋̌̈́̔̏ͅr̶̹̳̣̭̞̳̱͔͌ͅk̷̲̜͙̝̲̿̐̓ņ̷̢͔̺̤͕͕͓͋̐͆̈́̇́̆͜͠e̵͇͗̍͂̚ṣ̶̟̼̩́̍̉s̴̥̐̅ ̶̢̜͉͚͍̉̓͑̒̑͝o̵̧̠̙̐͗́̋͊̿̈́͛̉f̸̫͊̐̀̈́̕͝ͅ ̸̭̺͓̘̪́͝t̷̛̺͆̈́͘h̸͚̺̣͍̃̇̈́͑͋è̷̙͙͍͇͈͉͎̔̂̚ ̵͍̥̈́̆̆̐v̶͖̈̐̓͋̍̈́͘o̴̳͖͊͛̋i̸̙̾͂͆̈̓d̵̢̩͓̻͎̲͓̓͜

22-30: adolescence