Barty Strutting On A Treadmill Listening To BRAT

“Separate the art from the artist”

The art: Dudley was very fat and ugly and stupid and fat and he weighed as much as a whale because he was extremely fat and stupid

Remus and Regulus would celebrate the ides of march together and start handing out knives to everyone in Hogwarts until McGonagall made them stop. The week of detention was totally worth it.

No one knows where they got the knives, and they refuse to tell anyone, but the students always seem a little more scared of the two of them after that.

this website

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

Sirius: *sighs dramatically*

Remus: *ignores him*

Sirius: *sighs louder*

Remus: *keeps reading*

Sirius, throwing himself onto the floor: Oh my god, MOONY, ask me what’s wrong!

Couldn’t stop thinking about cowboy Remus Lupin today and started smiling like a crazy person in the middle of class send help please

My loves

Gryffindor common room

James Potter’s life plan

“You ever see a guy that handsome walking down the street, he’s gonna get arrested. Cuz he’s killing all the ladies” but it’s Sirius encouraging trans Regulus when they’re young and he’s experimenting with boys clothing

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*