a few scenarios for you to ponder:
tolkien realizes he’s bisexual not for dating theyfabs but for hooking up with men
kenny features on a yuno miles track
picture of butters in a maid outfit and cat ears leaks before he’s even out as gay and he has to defend it
coloradoverse x readers
stan old spice commercial
fireside segment on nara smith, twenty minutes after they move on kyle discovers lucky blue smith was just exposed as a trump voter
butters gets really into booktok and tries to think of ways to subtly suggest to cartman to try introducing hockey romance themed roleplay into their sex life
s27 should have a episode where a new canon gay ship is revealed and they hype it up to oblivion and the fanbase will be blowing up and then the episode comes out and its bill and fosse
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I wanted to imagine what TFBW would look like if each of the kids actually had powers.
You know I had to start with Kyle redesign because they did him so dirty in game.
I have a few ideas for other supers, but here’s more about Kyle!
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Stan and Kyle are super close in this universe due to Kyle crash landing on his farm and giving Stan powers (accidentally). Stan’s newfound abilities allow him to understand Kyle, so he takes it upon himself to help the alien adapt to human life. He even gave Kyle his superhero name, originally confusing him for a kite in the sky due to his wing shape.
Stan takes time to tutor Kyle on English and communicate with him in his native tongue. If anyone overhears and asks Kyle what language he’s speaking, he’ll respond with “it’s Hebrew probably”
Powers:
Air manipulation- Being a creature of flight, Kyle is used to maneuvering and shifting through air currents so he can glide safely. On earth, due to its much calmer atmosphere, Kyle is able to sense the flow of air and manipulate it to his liking.
Shield- condensed air currents that flow so rapidly they can weaken attacks
Kite soar- soar high into the night at breakneck speed due to his light weight and experience
Transportation- glide with heavy objects or people within reason
Alien biology- with his unique bone structure and organs, Kyle has many adaptations humans could only dream of. His bones are slightly hollow allowing him to weigh much less than he appears. This gives him better flight on earth and a range of motion. He also has a modified salivary gland, producing multiple acids
Parkour- extreme levels of agility, when excited he moves around almost like a monkey
“Laser” eyes- no, not actual lasers— but the shock of seeing glowing eyes briefly stuns enemies
Acid spit- gross— but it does what it says it will and harms enemies over time
EDIT:
Here’s my first alien redesign! It’s not bad but I definitely prefer the new one, especially when it comes to wing design.
Back to rendering again :3
My stomach hurts.. LOSER!! I LOVE MAC AND CHEESE!!!! LACTOSE TOLERANT HEH..
he would
i forgot how fun it was to draw comics lol
mcau craig is one of the most guys ever. he went to nyu. he’s been in an on-again-off-again relationship with the same guy since age 10. he had a brief break with sanity where he had a crush on stan and almost bought a gun about it. he shops exclusively at whole foods, erewhon, and bristol farms. he dresses as gay as possible on purpose but is still assumed metrosexual. he tried to get the gay ear pierced but accidentally did the wrong one. he throws house parties where men get in free and women have to pay $20. his podcast is the only thing on his linkedin page. he calls his parents by their first names. he’s only into guys who look like tweek.
fantasyy imp tweek