No Offense But Let Bisexual Girls Talk About Boys Like… Y'all Praise Us When We Gush About Other Girls

This was a post from my old tumblr that I can't get on anymore

So, I work in a bar thats uniform requires the servers to wear short skirts, which is totally fine but I have a tattoo on my thigh. It’s of the Dauntless From Suikoden IV but people instantly look at it and ask, “so where are you from if you have a ship?” And when I tell them its from a video game they get confused when i say which one. But the other day the typical routine started and when i said what its from he got incredibly excited and practically jumped out of his chair. That was probably one of the best moments of my life honestly…. XD

(I could not make this shit up)

My apartment has windows facing the street, meaning I can hear pretty much everything that happens on the sidewalk beneath them. And this morning, just as my side of the street was getting the cars cleared for street cleaning, I heard some dude outside go, “C’mon, I just want your number, is that so much to ask? You’re so pretty, you know?”

Well, in light of recent conversations, I was like RED ALERT, and bustled my nosy butt outside to see what was up. Sure enough, a guy in his mid-to-late thirties had stopped his car, gotten out, and was now following a girl down the street. And when I say a girl, I mean a teenager.

Now, I’m brave and stuff, but this guy had shown himself willing to go so far outside the socially acceptable boundaries of behavior that I was pretty sure if I called him on this he wouldn’t take it well, and I was weighing my options when, like an angel of mercy and goodness, a parking enforcement officer came rolling up and she got out. First she saw me and was like, “Is this your car?”

And I was like, “It belongs to that guy down the street hassling that girl.”

And bless this woman’s heart, she gave this great eyebrow and was like, “EXCUSE ME SIR, UNLESS YOU WANT A $75 TICKET I SUGGEST YOU MOVE.”

I will give him credit for balls of steel, because he actually said, “Hold on one minute, I’m talking to my friend,” which, NOPE.

Fortunately the officer is like, “Sure, I’ll wait a minute, and in the meantime I’ll be writing you this ticket.”

So the dude goes grumbling back to his car, and of course he can’t park it anywhere nearby, so he drives off. In the meantime, I ask the girl if she wants to come inside for a minute to make sure the dude left, which she did, and sure enough DUDE CIRCLED AROUND THE BLOCK LOOKING FOR HER (I watched him while the girl was inside getting acquainted with my dog) before taking off. The girl is 18, she didn’t know the guy, and the whole time I was driving her to her brother’s house she kept trying to figure out what she’d done wrong.

Not all men harass women. But all women - and girls - are harassed by men.

The Dragon Age boys react to pregnancy news

Alistair – “A…a baby? But how. Okay, yes I know the one bit of mine and the other bit of yours that had to be sort of mashed together. Repeatedly. Which is probably going to get my butt lightinged and all… So it’s real? A real, really real baby? Maker’s breath. I’m going to faint.”

Zevran – “You’re with child? Even after employing our impenetrable defenses? No doubt it is my doing, I was the one to suggest we try the coiled serpent after all. Well, what do you wish to do?”

Anders – “Truly? I’d never imagined, but… This is a blessing. A child of ours shall one day shatter the grip of the templars upon our people!”

Fenris – *Storms off to the Wounded Coast for a week* *returns in a huff* “Very well. What now?”

Cullen – “We’re going to have a…a small, fragile infant. We require a cradle immediately! Bassinet, booties, and hats for the babe. I shall have to fortify the stairs in your room lest it fall down them.”

Dorian – “HOW IN THE NAME OF ANDRASTE DID THAT HAPPEN?!”

And that’s how Zevran seduced the Warden. There’s no other way. If anyone claims there was a different way, they’re lying and they should be murdered by Zevran’s dagger. (Suggestion : watch GIF while listening to bootyzilla by Dan Farber)

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

I love him so much Dx I intended to romance Iron Bull but while flirting with everyone I possibly could he kinda chose Dorian for himself. I couldn't bring myself to take his choice away. They're really cute together and it makes me happy!

Witchy tarot piece I did 💖

Super happy with my pretty male qunari Cetus 😍😍 Ahh I love him!

My friend had a tattoo that she thought said "Happiness" in japanese. My old japanese boyfriend looked at it and asked "Why do you have -to have fun- tattooed on you?" Then drew her the proper way.

fresh off the boat, s02e11

It exists

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!