Batman Wrote This

Ajmer Fort, India

cha cha real smooth

Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

the name aubergine is much too good a name for such a vile, foul, debauched vegetable

today a wood pecker sat on a tree near my window and went knock knock :) just letting everyone who sees this post know :)

the fact that the british colonized india for the spices but never learnt how to use them just shows what big losers they are. wdym you can kill and hurt millions but can't make a good butter chicken? Under the influence of your false superiority you only learned to destroy but not to create.

if humans had tails would toilets be designed different

is this hannigram

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the urge to eat chicken nuggets while the world burns

Pronouns are peepee/poopoo and you will address the queen as such

ever laugh to yourself because of something read or saw and then everybody wants to know what the joke is but you don't wanna tell em because it won't be funny anymore