Work Hard So Your Murder Becomes An Assasination

everyone in america has guns but suddenly????no one is using them???

you say you're against gender norms, but you believe that gender is what's between your legs. you say you're against gender norms, but you consider men and trans people to be evil, as a result of their gender. and when you can't argue against the fact that trans people are just as oppressed as you are, you say they're making stuff up. amazing. you can't bring yourself to respect someone, purely on the basis of their gender.

Remember chat!!

TERFs are fucking disgusting :3

Anyways here’s my trans agenda: (only read if ur super cool transfem)

If I set me alarm 5 minutes early I basically get 5 more minutes in bed >:3

What’s yall super cool cute agenda??? X3

idk who needs to hear this but writers denying that two male characters are in romantic love with each other is not homophobic, neither does it make the show homophobic.

people being shocked that the duolingo owl is now dead is silly. my powers of precognition informed me that duo was doomed the moment they gave him a gyatt

you are kidnapped by aliens and they are going to do an anal probe, do you extend your duolingo streak yes or no

pedestrian trying to cross : wait please i have a family at home please please ple-

the rabunctious tata lorry- DHANAK 🪩DHANAK 🪩 DHUN DHUN 💅🏻💅🏻

this can't be real????????????

Bunny tails? Bush bunnies? Who cares. They're beautiful, these weeds.

Cat on glass sunshade.

potatoes are batteries and no one does anything??? what about a potato operated car. what about that huh. or are you too deficient in Whimsy to consider the possibilities

Cassandra

In a sea of everything and everyone she is the one to pull me away, become my first best friend. She lets me be whoever I am. And I do not realize, until she leaves, with the overly-magnifying lenses and the shabby bag, with the dirty rough-book and the toothy smile. The last I see of her is the retreating barbie bag, the smile bright white and fake, the hair a mass of shiny gold. I never see her again.