They Played Slim Shady At My Cousin‘s Funeral. That Was By Far The Only Good Thing About Today. 

Meow

Meow

I’m too sick to meow

let me slumber

Meow meow

You’ve managed to flirt with him and get amazingly close with him so many times and he dressed up in full drag for you. I’m sure he’ll say yes and don’t be such a fool both of you are basically made for each other

I can’t ask him to date me after that!! That was pathetic!

I do not confirm nor deny that I am in fact, a dragon

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

MEOW!!¡!¡!

Meow

Just do it it’ll all work out fine trust me We’ve all seen how that boy talks to you I’m sure it’ll be just fine

I can’t ask him to date me after that!! That was pathetic!

Yes, and?

Apathetic worm

I feel like I’m dying. I just ate some seafood It was supposed to be stuffed fish but now it feels like my throat is on fire and my eyes are burning. I hate this l don’t even know what’s going on.

Well, screw you then. Oh yeah, I still am going to cut your power and water who knows I might just cut the brakes to your cars

I will help the anon burn down everything you love

You're not going to succeed. Human nature is designed to endure everything thrown its way.