Yknow I Really Don't Understand Why Monster Dicks Are Allowed To Be Weird And Animalistic And Fucked

It would sure be a shame if any eight foot tall plant-based aliens decided to stop me from enjoying my 60 hour work week.

*Shoots radar SOS messages into space*

It/its pronouns are great. If you use it/its pronouns, you're cool

just craving a demon boyfriend with big horns and wings so he can carry us up into the sky and bounce me on his cock while I hold on for dear life

any shy tgirls want to play this fun platonic game with me? i have a really fun arbitrary goal behavior i want to make u do

i love it when i see something tagged as #monster kink" or the like and then theres just. not a visible monster. like ok maybe one of them is maybe conceivably a vampire or something but cmon. get on the monster game. i would let a praying mantis girl hold my leash in her mandibles while she puts her weird peculiar eggs in me. i ordered a continental breakfast and you gave me one apple slice

what I'd give to be sitting in a pretty someone's lap with a vibrator tied to my clit, bouncing on her strap while she plays w my hair and tells me that I can take more 🥴

I was made to be passed around by a group of friends, never getting a chance to speak with their fingers in my mouth and their cocks pounding every thought out of my silly little brain

Just because I have cake doesn't mean I am cake!

Sorry baby, but mommy has to make sure you're not secretly cake and cut you open with this big knife.

transitioning is so cool. like i've become the hot girlfriend in a big tshirt and panties that all the movies told me about!! it's so fun and hot