Reblog If You're Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Pansexual, Asexual, Transgender Or A Supporter.

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

Rb if you’re grateful for all of your followers

even if you have 1

Even if you have 10

100

1000

Etc.

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

The ad saved me

so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

You can only reblog this today.

quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

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have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class