Reblog To Let Your Followers Know That They’re Safe From Jumpscares/screamers/etc From You On April

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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6 years ago

Why does it look like it’s made out of staples

Ssh-keygen -t Rsa -b 4096

ssh-keygen -t rsa -b 4096

5 years ago

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

5 years ago

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

3 years ago

A soldier shows up for military training, but realizes he forgot to bring his gun.

The sergeant hands him a stick and gestures to the training field.

“You’ll have to use this, soldier. If you need to shoot someone, just aim your stick at them and shout ‘Bangity bang-bang’. If someone gets too close to you, poke them in the gut with it as though it was a bayonette and shout 'Stabbity stab-stab’. Now get moving.”

The soldier thinks this is pretty ridiculous, but to his surprise, when he aims his stick at a fellow trainee across the field and shouts “Bangity bang-bang!” the other soldier goes down in a theatrical display. Then, another trainee tries to run past him, so he pokes the guy in the ribs and shouts “Stabbity stab-stab!” and he too goes down, pretending to be dead.

So, the soldier starts running through the mock-battlefield, shouting “Bangity bang-bang” and occasionally “Stabbity-stab-stab”, until eventually he realizes he’s the last man standing.

He’s feeling pretty proud of himself until another soldier rounds a corner and starts walking toward him. Slowly. Stiffly. Menacingly.

The soldier takes aim with his stick and shouts, “Bangity-bang-bang!”

But the other soldier doesn’t go down this time. He keeps approaching, arms stiff at his sides, boots stomping aggressively into the ground.

The soldier begins to sweat. He clears his throat, adjusts grip on his stick and hollers, “Bangity bang-bang!”

But nothing happens. The other soldier keeps marching toward him.

Now the soldier panics. He pretends to reload his stick and desperately cries out, “Bangity bang-bang! Bangity bang-bang! Stabbity stab-stab!”

But to his dismay, nothing works.

Finally, the other soldier reaches him, kicks him in the shin and knocks him onto the ground.

He stands over the fallen soldier and says:

“Tankity tank-tank.”

3 years ago

i made (subtle) pride flag lock screens!!

I Made (subtle) Pride Flag Lock Screens!!
I Made (subtle) Pride Flag Lock Screens!!
I Made (subtle) Pride Flag Lock Screens!!
I Made (subtle) Pride Flag Lock Screens!!

lesbian // bisexual

trans // gay

free to use, please reblog if u save!

1 year ago
You Punch Nazis!

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

2 years ago

Good evening bisexuals

2 years ago
I… I Can’t Believe This Joke Is Real And Came Out Of The Party Popper My Sister Just Opened.

I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.

1 month ago

Reblog to give your nonbinary friend a sword

2 years ago
A drawing of Link from the new Legend of Zelda Game: Tears of the Kingdom. His back is to us and he is looking toward us over his shoulder. Tears are running down his face and droplets are being carried by the wind.

t e a r s o f t h e k i n g d o m

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