Fun fact: I used a moray eel as the headcanon for the dragon's appearance.
Fanfic is a free hobby.
It's one of the last few things we can have as a society that's free. You can engage, for free. People give you things (art, stories, etc), for free.
Don't buy into the consummerism just because it's everywhere else.
You don't have to consume everything you interact with. You don't have to use things, just because they exist.
You're allowed (still, for now), to have things that are enjoyable for free.
Do you realise how insane the world is? We don't have many places where we can just be, for free anymore, but ao3 is. Did you notice we don't have ads in ao3? We don't have pop ups? Where ELSE do we not have that?
Where else can you just go and not have to wait for a commercial to be over or for ads to be on the sidelines?
I don't think the younger people understand, but the whole of internet used to be like this. YouTubers would do Youtube for free, just because. You couldn't monetise your internet presence before.
Ao3 is like a little preserved corner of the internet where the old internet used to be, and it's being attacked by people who do not understand that free things are allowed to exist without judgment.
Please don't ruin this for us.
Some of us need it.
Jen, sipping her wine on the couch: So, what made you guys decide to have a child?
Rio, slightly chokes on her beer
Agatha, quickly puts down her wine glass: The truth is it was a complete accident—
What actually happened
Agatha on top of Rio straddling her: I want your baby
Rio, devilishly licking her lips: Uh huh, tell me what you want baby *completely convinced it’s foreplay*
Agatha: I want you to ruin me *caresses her face* to give me a child that I can love—
Rio, biting her lip: Whatever you want baby~ *flips her over*
Present time
Agatha: One day we slept with each other and then oops there he was. I’m going to get more wine *leaves the room*
Jen & Lilia glancing at Rio
Rio, hugging herself, traumatized: When she said fill her with seed I thought it was all part of the foreplay—
Alice: *spits out her drink*
the feminine urge to stay gone. be unseen, be unavailable, be unheard of. disappear.
some guys with colors
So my number one hope for an episode in the new series is an episode entirely focused on Linda’s day as she runs errands. She’s struggling to find an ingredient for dinner and keeps getting sent to more and more outlandish stores and sources. The only hint we get of what Phineas and Ferb are doing is Candace’s increasingly frantic phone calls. Occasionally we see an inator laser hit something at the edge of the screen or see Perry swoop by, always behind Linda’s back or just out of her view. The musical number is her changing the words to a radio song to be about errands. She arrives home, having given up on the ingredient, to a totally normal house, Candace looks crazy, and finds she had the ingredient in the fridge all along.
A bunch of hinata stuff (and a bit of naruhina)
The little comic was about hinata’s complicated relationship with hiashi (before this scene:)
With Rio being the father fully confirmed all I can think of is the meme that went around the fandom earlier that went:
If anyone has a Agathario version of this please reblog it