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A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.

a small taste of JJBA valentines I was initially going to draw but got lazy so I just made edits instead.

More below the cut (WARNING FOR SOME LEWD/CURSED/SPOILERS TEXTS)

A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.
A Small Taste Of JJBA Valentines I Was Initially Going To Draw But Got Lazy So I Just Made Edits Instead.

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4 months ago

astrophysics :D

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

5 months ago

give me one more ad for fucking dulcolax, tumblr. i swear to god

4 months ago

every time i open my eyes the current events get worse. i am the target demographic for this hate. i am trans, queer, and physically disabled. i am so scared.


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5 months ago

meet virginia jotakak live music au!!!

i’ve never posted my own writing before so here goes!! (this is just word barf tho. bouncing ideas off the walls of my enclosure)

jotaro is a solo live musician; mostly at restaurants and festivals; on guitar and singing kakyoin is part of a duo live musicians group originally; dio is on guitar and singing and kak is on drums and backup/side singing dio is an asshole and ditches kak at the last minute before a small restaurant show, trying to embarrass kak bc he (dio) doesn’t wanna play at such a small place joot regularly plays there so the restaurant owner calls him up like “hey i need a guitarist tonight. i’ll pay double your tips. plus you keep tips. that’s triple.” and joot can’t let that go obv that’s like so much money so he goes joot was not informed that there was a drummer, he thought the whole band had ditched. very nervous and trying to put on an aggravated front. kak asks if they can borrow the kitchen for a few minutes and they quickly go over what songs they both know and make their set list and determine who’s singing what they get onto the little stage (glorified store pallet more like) and ready up kaks drums and joot does a few warmup chords and stuff they play super well together, amazing chemistry. jotaro smiles most of the night, kakyoin realises what a good bandmate acts like. they end the show with “meet virginia” by train, making eye contact the whole time and smiling like a couple fools (they’re both super glad they met and got to play together) (neither knows they’re falling in love yet) after the show (before they part ways) joot gives kak half his tips before going to the restaurant owner. kak is shocked but ofc jotaro won’t let him give it back (kak doesn’t fight too hard, it’s money bro) joot helps kak pack his drums and mic away and they chat for a bit sitting on joots tailgate. getting to know each other (ie how did you get into music, whatcha doin here, etc) they leave for their own places and about a week later joot performs at the same restaurant alone. kak is at the table closest to the stage. (sneaky little vixen asked the restaurant owner for joots schedule) leaves joot a bigass tip and says “hey, virginia, nice to meet you” with that stupid pretty smile of his. joot invites him up to sing with him and plays “meet virginia” and a friendship blooms. kakyoin keeps coming to the restaurant on joots days, eventually getting his number to ask personally when he’ll play next or if he’ll be playing that day. they decide to meet together and practice together one day a week and joot thinks of asking kak to be his bandmate since not once has he seen dio (kaks original bandmate) and kak thinks of finally ditching dio. a few more weeks of practice and joot asks. kak is in a rough spot then bc dio is trying to get half of all they’ve ever made from the band. kak still agrees. joot feels bad bc maybe he’s only agreeing to get money by playing with him. they perform together at the same restaurant and then they get a huge gig at the annual (___?) festival (haven’t decided where this is set except it’s an america au. no idea what festival they would play at lol) dio shows up in the crowd and tries to harass/heckle kak. joot stands up for him and dio backs off for the moment. they perform together at the festival and they have the best time ever. joots face actually hurts from smiling so much, and by the end of it kak has happy tears on his cheeks. after the show dio follows them to the parking lot and tries to assault kakyoin. jotaro intervenes and calls the festival security and dio gets arrested. kakyoin hugs jotaro and tells him he’s so glad to be his bandmate, and joot finally gets the courage to ask kak out. he says yes (ofc) and they kiss in the parking lot under stars and festival lights and decide it’s the best night either of them have ever had. GONNA ELABORATE!! I WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I NEED MORE BRAINSTORMING!!


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1 month ago

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

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4 months ago

my best friend of fifteen years has physically saved my life at least once, and probably even more than i remember because i was unconscious a lot. i have a disability that causes me to faint like constantly (not that important but it’s context) and in high school she became a cna just to help me out.

she’s in college now to become an lpn and i couldn’t be prouder of her. we were talking today and i brought up the fact that i owe her my life and her response had me in tears. this is the type of friend i hope everyone gets to experience.

a received text message reading: "No you dont, all you owe me is some mac and cheese and a smile every day. Dont think you owe me anything more"

i love her so much it hurts sometimes. i literally wouldn’t be alive without her. this is what i mean when i tell my friends that i love them. i love you because i would not be the same without you, i love you because you love me.

i love you more than words, nugget.


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5 months ago

saw this while looking for figures and:

Saw This While Looking For Figures And:

i thought it was about the androgynous symbol but then:

Saw This While Looking For Figures And:

no that’s just how they advertise them lmfao


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